For those newcomers to the NFL, I want to introduce you to Kissing Suzy Kolber, an NFL humor blog (though admittedly less funny now that BDD, the author of such amazing gems as this and this (NSFW language), no longer regularly contributes).

Quote Originally Posted by Noodle
Can't even imagine how good it's going to be to see my first live game next week!
Live games are awesome, but they're so expensive that I've only been to a few. What game are you going to see?