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				What!? You have never heard of Dr Unne?!
Never have I asked to be named Dr Unne, but now I sure wish I had thought of it last week.
 
			
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				I don't think you would remember me but oh boy do I remember you.
I once came back from an absence and tried to change my name back to Dr Unne. It didn't work out.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I was originally Jesse1. I requested a change once and never looked back! Well I did look back once. For like I don't know two years after we upgraded to vB4 I still couldn't do blogs or view visitor message conversations because of the odd character in my name messing with URLs, but it got fixed before I went through with it.
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				I knew you wouldn't know me.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
 
 
					
				Unney! I am somewhat surprised, though pleasantly so, to see you post here. You will always be Unne, though I liked God (#thingsineverthoughtidsay).
I have never voluntarily changed my name for any significant length of time. The staff has forced some on me though, including Menses and Rudy Toppledaur McLawrentwitz, or whatever it was. Good times.
 
 
					
				I used to be Rantzien and then I made it longer and then I made it shorter. Good times.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				There have been worse names than Menses floating around here before.