they try to copy my swagger
don't you hate when you come into work/any other function and someone is wearing almost the exact same thing you are? today must be universal untucked longsleeve dress shirt with jeans day or something. how do you usually react to someone almost looking like you? you call 'em out, or just roll with it?
at least my shirt is ironed...
This is how men should dress everyday.Originally Posted by Jowy
raising the bar since 1986
I rarely encounter this problem because I dress like crap. Go me!
something something mick jagger
I almost always wear a suit shirt un-tucked over jeans. They're always long sleeved but the sleeves are always rolled up to the elbows, even in winter. I generally will throw a v-necked fine knit jumper over the top of my shirts in winter and roll the sleeves up.
I roll with it and tell people we planned to come to work like this before they can ask if we planned to come to work like that.
Form a gang with them. Whether they want to or not. Sometimes it gets awkward if I have to tattoo them.
I'd just nod and say "Kilts tomorrow, right?"
So, what, torn-sleeve shirts are out now?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I wear the pimpest collard shirts at work. Nobody can match my swag!
I have to wear a suit every day to work, which is a place where everyone wears suits, so it's not particularly weird to see someone with a similarly-colored one. Unless they have the same tie, which would just be crazy. And then I would lie in wait until they were snoozing at their desk and cut it off.
Or just keep an extra?
TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF AND WEAR IT ON YOUR HEAD. "HEY LOOK, AT LEAST OUR UNDERWEAR IS DIFFERENT. SEE? MOTHERSMURFERS!"
PS:I have NEVER done that in my life.
pics or gtfo
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