My mistakes usually involve dropping food or fragile things or deleting files
My mistakes usually involve dropping food or fragile things or deleting files
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Oh man, I forgot. I spill things. I spill things like you would not believe.
You have no idea how many times I've party fouled my gin and tonics.
1. You forgot your toothbrush, so it was not intentional/rational, therefore it can't be really labeled as "silly".
2. I don't remember doing any silly thing ̶a̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶j̶o̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶u̶m̶ .
So I was wearing this nice dress to work one day and everyone's attention seems to be on me.
(SPOILER)Then a kid told me my price tag is still there.
I go to the dentist 2x a year (as opposed to 3x...stupid canada... but I digress) so I have a huge collection of toothbrushes and toothpaste. I leave them in my car.
you want?
I started a game of FFVII when I was in hospital. I won the chocobo race after the bit in Corel Prison before realizing I didn't pick up the Ramuh materia beforehand. I hadn't saved it since before the Dyne fight as well. What a mong.
I also left my Firefly boxset in my mum's car this morning. That means I'm stuck with re-runs of Two and a Half Men on Comedy Central. It's not funny.
Two and a Half men really sucks
I've spilt my drink on my laptop before.. D:
It still lives!
a calm sea never made a skillful sailor | MILLIEGOESBEEP
At least now you know what hell is like.Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
Yes, please!
Forgot to do laundry so I'm wearing the same pants for third day in a row. Boo.
I like the part when Charlie Sheen says something while a laugh track plays while wearing a bowling shirt.
It was seriously horrendous, Seph. I haven't been exposed to anything that bad for a while... I even turned over to watch Hogan Knows Best.
STOP USING DANGLING PARTICIPLES, PEOPLE.
No.STOP USING DANGLING PARTICIPLES, PEOPLE.
Or
Yesterday I went to work wearing ONE EARRING. Hot mess, right here.
How did you figure that out? Your kids?
OR WAS IT PIRATE DAY?
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