A student pointed it out. I pretended like I lost it, but I found it on the bathroom sink when I got home.
A student pointed it out. I pretended like I lost it, but I found it on the bathroom sink when I got home.
I don't suspect anyone here has heard of Langanisa. It's one of my family's favorite foods. I ordered with a side of rice and over-medium eggs at a Hawaiian foodshack. What I got was a overcooked eggs with rice that tasted like water and... SPAM. I suspected I had been given the wrong order. Here's where it gets stupid. Rather than confront the employees, I ate the food. Maybe it's not so much stupid as spineless. Hell, actually, it may be brilliant as who knows what kind of person it takes to embitter a cook enough to sabotage your food and, frankly, this stuff looked enough like dirt. I HEREBY BOYCOTT L&L.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
streme Wheelie
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That's a very clever technique to be honest. I know a lot of people who would've just panicked.Originally Posted by Clo
I do so many stupid things that I'm having trouble thinking of a specific one at the moment.
Hahahah
This is actually so dire that it's amazing at the same time.
One time a teacher went to school wearing a completely different shoe than the other one. Like one was a heel and the other was some type of flat sole black shoe. So don't feel too bad. It still isn't as dire as that.
My stupid ass misplaces stuff all the time. I end up leaving things everywhere and then forgetting or remembering when it's too late.
I always late until I'm on my last pair of clothes to do my laundry. It's not laziness I just always think of less important things to do instead.
I have lost my mobile phone in the tube.
This was entirely my fault.
Now I can't find the contacts of my very important client!
This reminded me. I had a coworker who tried to dry her cellphone off in the microwave.
Bahaha, oh wow. Sometimes I am just utterly baffled that certain people are capable of functioning in their daily life. This is one of those times.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Microwaves should not be used on anything that is not food. And I mean seriously, just put the food in there with nothing else otherwise you run the risk of exploding trout everywhere.
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