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    Food Franchises Embodied

    So we already have:

    MacSephiroth rocks.

    And then there's:

    KF Chick looks naughty.

    This is old:


    Hoo-yeah!


    What else you got?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    That last one is creepy as trout.

    Also, I didn't know that McDonald's could be sexualized with asians in such an awful manner.

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    Lady Sanders owns my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    That last one is creepy as trout.
    Ironically that Burger King is less creepy than the one they insist on putting in ads.

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    I never understood why Ronald McDonald is never portrayed in a kilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    I never understood why Ronald McDonald is never portrayed in a kilt.
    Cause that would just be weird.

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    A Scotsman in a kilt? How is that weird?

    I'm Ukrainian and I own two kilts.

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    good lord, I will never go to McDonald's again after this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    That last one is creepy as trout.
    Ironically that Burger King is less creepy than the one they insist on putting in ads.
    What do you mean, creepy?

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    Reminds me of a lot of the paintings shown in between sections of Super Size Me, can't be bothered googling them though >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy View Post
    Reminds me of a lot of the paintings shown in between sections of Super Size Me, can't be bothered googling them though >_>
    YOU READY FOR AMERICA?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I am going to eat EVERYTHING. I'm also going to ask that all my food be deep fried if it isn't already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy View Post
    I am going to eat EVERYTHING. I'm also going to ask that all my food be deep fried if it isn't already.
    You're already one of us. Living the American Dream.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    -OR-

    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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