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    :monster: Being Lazy for SCIENCE

    Apparently this happened a few years back: NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed | Wired Science | Wired.com

    TLDR: NASA pays you $5000 a month to lie in bed for three months straight. A computer, TV, and video games are provided.

    Would you do it or would you go absolutely insane by having to pee in a pan for three months?

    (SPOILER)I would do it anyway

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    dude

    i'm so there

    i'm already laying in bed on eoff all day
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    ...what about showers?

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    For 5000 dollars a month I would just lay in bed and pee in a pan, video games or no.

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    I would do this if I didn't have to go through dialysis three times a week.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I would do it, I think. It's more or less how I lived my life when I was laid off back for 5 months in 2009.

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    I'd do it but I don't have to do it. Can i give my spot to piku?

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    Absolutely, I would.

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    i would totally not do this

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    A lot of people dun get paid so much when they lie on the bed with another person on top of them doing various acts together. This is unfair!! They are both lying on the bed!

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    I would do it if I didn't think I would go insane with not having any work to do depending on the selection of games, that is.
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    No, the solitude would get me down so badly. Talking to friends online can only do so much for me.

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    I would totally do this. I hope they provide me with a bitching laptop though.

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    I would do this, I'd probably be very weak after since my muscles weren't getting exercise but heck yeah i'd do that. That's probably the point though...

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