Being Lazy for SCIENCE

[Jiro]

I could not do it. As much as it might seem like something right up my alley, I love my sport way too much. If they were willing to do some hardcore body strengthening stuff with me I might consider it though. I mean like, if they gave me a room like Goku's space pod where I can increase the gravity by tiny margins to build strength post-test then I would be all over it.

[Raistlin]

Would I? That is my dream job.

[Jinx]

Would I? That is my dream job.

smurf being a lawyer.


Btw, Bubba just did this for the last month. He can probably give us some insight.

[Denmark]

son of a

no

though i guess there's appeal if you don't pull down 60k a year

"A computer, TV, and video games are provided." - what about food/drink what about internet what about cable what kind of video games the questions go on and on and on and on and on

still i don't like the idea of being on expensive welfare and NASA can do better things with their money like go to the moon or something

[Psychotic]

$5,000? I'd do it for whatever the smurf my wage is now in dollars.

[Goldenboko]

Depends.... where do I poop?

[Iceglow]

Chamber pot clearly. You're bed ridden or maybe they give colonic every couple of days.

I'd be tempted tbh if it was GBP. 17k for 90 days is a very handsome pay. Afterwards I'd never lay still again though I'd be running around and doing all manner of sports constantly to make use of my body and to make up for it.

[Clo]

Pfft, as if I could sit still for more than five minutes.

[Jinx]

Pfft, as if I could sit still for more than five minutes.

I'd probably use cocaine too, if I was a teacher.

[SeronStar]

Nope, I would not do it.

[Tigmafuzz]

I mean like, if they gave me a room like Goku's space pod where I can increase the gravity by tiny margins to build strength post-test then I would be all over it.

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED THIS.

Maybe we could play video games in a room that's three times earth's gravity? We'd build muscle just from having to sit up straight and hold the controller

[Jiro]

I am actually going to invest in those weighted training implements, such as wrist and ankle straps as well as a vest in order to build muscle without extra effort.

[Tigmafuzz]

I am actually going to invest in those weighted training implements, such as wrist and ankle straps as well as a vest in order to build muscle without extra effort.

I assumed you already had those? I wear the ankle weights and the armstrap things every day, even when I'm working. I should get a weighted vest too. I don't know why I hadn't thought of getting one already.

[Laddy]

Wait, where does one get these?

[Shlup]

If I'm being honest... I think I would go mad.