Honestly I ignore most of the games outside of FFVII because of the mess they made. The abilities of everyone in FFVII made sense, all the Crisis games just seemed like they started making up bulltrout that made no sense chronologically.
Honestly I ignore most of the games outside of FFVII because of the mess they made. The abilities of everyone in FFVII made sense, all the Crisis games just seemed like they started making up bulltrout that made no sense chronologically.
For distraction!
Zack's hair is a retarded mullet.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Cloud has more ridiculous hair in the original FF7, which in this game seems to signify strength. So probably Cloud.
Where does Cid come in. And Genesis had normalish hair but was stronger than Sephiroth.
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Zack couldn't beat Sephiroth. Cloud beat Sephiroth when he was a giant tentacle-angel. Do the math.
Zack did beat Sephiroth, Sephiroth then jumped him. A SEVERELY BEATEN Sephiroth is beaten by Cloud because he can't fly. Zack then procceeds to beat DOZENS of enemies stronger than Sephiroth, and beats Genesis, a man who Angeal was afraid would accidentally destroy himself, Sephiroth, and Genesis, with a single blow, back when he was 20, way before he powered up.
Zack then procceeds to PUNCH GENESIS TO SUBMISSION on his own. While Cloud requires the help of friends to stand a chance.
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Oh, Crisis Core. I don't give the flyingest of turds about any of that.
Then you have no say.Oh, Crisis Core. I don't give the flyingest of turds about any of that.
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Nah, I just think the forums should be re-expanded into the individual games, because as far as I'm concerned they are fan-fiction written by the autistic grandchildren of the pre-merger Enix employees and I loathe the very fact that Square-Enix allowed any of that commercial diarrhoea to make them so much extra money on name recognition.Then you have no say.Oh, Crisis Core. I don't give the flyingest of turds about any of that.
I liken FF7 to a sullen whore rocking back and forth in a shower sobbing to herself and repeating "dirty... dirty... dirty..." until the drain blocks and she drowns.
Cloud
While Zack had more confidence and believe in himself; Cloud surpisingly managed to just grab Sephiroth's sword and toss him aside like Sephiroth like he was just a useless plaything.
Soooo Cloud.
Btw Crisis Core isn't a game it's a fan-fiction written by a 14 year old girl that watched Advent Children thought that she knew everything about the game while she was listening to J-Pop and then * squeel * thought that it would be AWESOME to add in Gackt and make Zack a super awesome Gary- Stu and make him be "kawaii desu ne teee hee " !
Dooon't forget the Cloud x Zack hints because "Yaoi is sooo haaawwt ! "
Last edited by maybee; 09-14-2012 at 04:26 AM.
The Cloud everyone likes is actually Zack, or at least how Cloud percieves Zack. Don't knock CC. Unlike DoC and BC it is a solid game, with a terrific story, and a lovable main character.
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Yeah, I loved seeing some of my favourite scenes ever to be in any story-driven game I played get partially decanonised just so that Tetsuya Nomura could show the world how much of a hard-on he had for Gackt.
Cloud is Zack about as much as Liquid Snake is Big Boss: both surpassed their predecessors in a big way in terms of being strong or whatever. (Big Boss was taken down by a man with an aerosol can and lighter. Liquid Snake was in a helicopter crash, then trapped in an exploding Metal Gear and then for an encore survived falling off the top of the damn thing, then took several shots to the chest before finally succumbing to a virus specially designed to induce a heart attack, which apparently took a really long time to take effect. I already mentioned the differences in how Cloud and Zack fought Sephiroth, and I am still disregarding the hell out of Nomura's crapstain.)
This is going nowhere, you've got a hardon for Cloud, I've got a hardon for Zack. Perhaps we should just cross blades and see who comes out on top.
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I see it more as I've got a hardon for the original product whereas you've got a hardon for fan-fiction that tried to be more than it truly was, in the same fashion that Prometheus was ultimately just a B-movie trying to be more than it was. (Currently topical analogies FTW)
I don't even like Cloud that much either; I'd much rather see Tifa bash both their brains in only for Kefka to step in and put a Light of Judgement up her cleavage.
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