HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERT!!
I AGREE WITH THE ABOVE SENTIMENT IN ALL CAPS
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Go smoke some weed, mate.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Yay Bert! Happy Birthday!
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Packing a bowl as we speak!
Yay! My birthday! I'm getting closer to 30!
thanks guys <3
streme Wheelie
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Bert is just a real good
Hippy Bert Day!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
bert-thday!
party on, bro
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, bro!
Happy Birthday, Bertie!
Thanks guys. Woke up drunk this morning so it must have been a good night!
NAKED!?Thanks guys. Woke up drunk this morning so it must have been a good night!
awww, belated birthday, Bertie! I hope it was great for you
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