Shera and Cid got married because a good relationship is built on domestic violence.
Shera and Cid got married because a good relationship is built on domestic violence.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Yup, just played through this part and Cid is a verbally abusive trout to Shera before the whole she's willing to kill herself for his dream checking stuff in the engine room idiocy. Definitely taking some of the joy out of playing. I think I will let Cid languish and not level him on purpose to punish the smurfing @$$.
"If I were a man, I would eat his heart in the marketplace." - Much Ado About Nothing
She never fixed it because ShinRa cut the funding. She sucks at serving tea because she hates her life, and Cid.
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I'm pretty sure no one actually wanted that smurfing tea either. But yeah, she hates her life. *sigh*
"If I were a man, I would eat his heart in the marketplace." - Much Ado About Nothing
Just a heads up, there is a part where you are required to use Cid.
That's hilarious when you have to control him, he runs like he has a stick up his you-know-where
Dang it! I guess I will level him a little....
But I won't like it! And I will look for every opportunity in the game to insult/hurt his sorry face.
And the rocket blew up because of the abort Cid called, not because she didn't fix the oxygen tanks. Cid was just like, oxygen, why do I really need that in outer space? Eh, woman thinks is important, must not be. But it is pretty telling that she was already willing to die for his dream at this point. *headdesk*
Anyway, what about Yak's butter in tea? That's what the lard line always makes me think of that from Buffy season 9. *Yak*
"If I were a man, I would eat his heart in the marketplace." - Much Ado About Nothing
Wait, did she die?
No.
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Shera should've left the tank alone and let Cid go down with his ship like a self-respecting captain should. You know there wasn't originally an escape pod (capable of harboring four people on a one-man ship!?)
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
At least Shinra's toilets work.
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