The OOC Thread of Poorly Made Tacos

[Sephex]

Jenbien strikes again!

There will come a time where we will both be on ambien in chat at the same time.

Then Jenbien and The Dragon King shall have a glorious battle.

So the Dragon King is basically Sephex on Ambien?

Oh, no no no. He just visits me when I happen to take the sleep aid...

[Jiro]

I missed the Dragon King's return!? DARN.

[Shorty]

Jowy> talking about internet dicks
Jowy> sarah eats a hot dog

[Christmas]

Meat Puppet>

HEY OLD MANUS I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?

[Raistlin]

I've blown it a bunch of times

[Beowulf]

Locky> should I go for 6 inch or should I be a total slut and get a footlong?

[Night Fury]

Quin> Primarily, though I might do some kids on the side.

[Quindiana Jones]

[Denmark]

Locky> sperm monkeys

[Quindiana Jones]

Locky> Nothing like a good hard one to make your day.

[Denmark]

Quin> i love poking my anus in the shower.

[Quindiana Jones]

That could be interpreted in one of two ways.

[Rantz]

[22:41:18] <@Shorty> this thing is huge, rob
[22:41:20] &lt;@Shorty> I'll share <3
[22:41:22] &lt;@Shorty> NO TOUCHING

[Night Fury]

[19:09] <@Rantzien> I used to fancy you until you pitied me with a "good to see you"
[19:09] * Rantzien sighs
[19:09] <@Rantzien> it's like you don't even know me at all anymore man
[19:11] <Jake> i used to say that and you'd hug me down to the floor
[19:11] <Jake> i don't know what's happened, man
[19:11] <Jake> but this isn't working like it should
[19:12] <Jake> and i have had enough
[19:12] <@Rantzien> ugh, great, I get a speech
[19:12] <@Rantzien> >:/
[19:14] <Jake> i've been speaking to debbie from deli counter and she says that i should take a break from you
[19:14] <Jake> she was right
[19:14] <Jake> don't take me for granted ever again
[19:14] <@Rantzien> just end it already
[19:15] <Jake> we are OVER
[19:16] <@Rantzien> I want you back
[19:17] <Jake> i want to hold your love handles and chew on your hair
[19:17] <@Rantzien> do it jake, do it just the way you know I love it
[19:18] <Jake> oh god i'm crying
[19:18] <Jake> okay
[19:18] * Jake does it
[19:18] * Rantzien jizzes
[19:19] <locky> <Locky> wtf...</locky>

[Pheesh]

Wow... That was hot.