[19:09] <@Rantzien> I used to fancy you until you pitied me with a "good to see you"
[19:09] * Rantzien sighs
[19:09] <@Rantzien> it's like you don't even know me at all anymore man
[19:11] <Jake> i used to say that and you'd hug me down to the floor
[19:11] <Jake> i don't know what's happened, man
[19:11] <Jake> but this isn't working like it should
[19:12] <Jake> and i have had enough
[19:12] <@Rantzien> ugh, great, I get a speech
[19:12] <@Rantzien> >:/
[19:14] <Jake> i've been speaking to debbie from deli counter and she says that i should take a break from you
[19:14] <Jake> she was right
[19:14] <Jake> don't take me for granted ever again
[19:14] <@Rantzien> just end it already
[19:15] <Jake> we are OVER
[19:16] <@Rantzien> I want you back
[19:17] <Jake> i want to hold your love handles and chew on your hair
[19:17] <@Rantzien> do it jake, do it just the way you know I love it
[19:18] <Jake> oh god i'm crying
[19:18] <Jake> okay
[19:18] * Jake does it
[19:18] * Rantzien jizzes
[19:19] <locky> <Locky> wtf...</locky>