The OOC Thread of Poorly Made Tacos

[Raistlin]

Jiro's supposed to prevent someone from being banned? He seems like a bad influence.

[Jiro]

I'm the kind of role model you're not meant to emulate. That's how you avoid being banned. You do nothing that I do.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm the kind of role model you're not meant to emulate. That's how you avoid being banned. You do nothing that I do.

Does the phrase "do as I say, not as I do" apply here? Or are your words as poisonous as your actions?

[Jiro]

Depending on who you ask, what I say may or may not be just as dangerous.

[Flying Mullet]

Oh, bby. I'll come in whatever you want.

It's where we horde crap. Like Shorty's virginity.

[Agent Proto]

Parker: maybe it wa sa gift
Faris: I'll sell you as a gift!
Parker: id make a lovely gift
Jeff: stuff you tightly in a box and wrap a bow so you can't escape
Faris: Don't forget to cover the holes! The person receiving the gift would be able to peek through
Jeff: The person would be so happy to see their gift of Parker after they open the box!
Jeff: Who's the gift for? xD
Faris: >_> <_< I don't know...
Parker: ...someone must want me
Jeff: Tara?
Faris:
Faris: YEAH she loves your fart noises!
Parker: IT WAS MY CHAIR
Faris: Whatever it was she totally wanted more of it
Jeff: we could falsely claim it's Phil in a Box

[Flying Mullet]

and I like to screw around a lot.

[Tigmafuzz]

* foa puffs out chest and has relations with women

[Tigmafuzz]

Faris: How long will I be in prison for it?

o.o

[Shorty]

Pontus says:
just practicing some guitar n______n

earlier that day

Rantzien> guitar is p e n i s

[Futan]

[16:24:03] Lockhearted:<lockharted> i like brown balls</lockharted>

[Pike]

[Futan] they need to be 'wet' to be good.

[Futan]

Shorty: THE SAUCE ISN'T THE BEST PART YOU SILLY GIRL, THE SAUSAGE IS

[Iceglow]

[10:54:40 PM] Faris: Jeff, I have never seen your mother by BY GOD that forehead is HUGE

[Shorty]

[on the phone]
me, whining: "what should I have for dinnerrr"
Wesley: "Soup." [pause] "Semen."