[20:54:39] <@Pike> Watch porn
[20:54:39] <@Pike> Watch porn
[22:22] <</>Chimp> I know kung-fu
[22:22] <</>Denmark> show me.
[22:22] * Denmark is now known as Morpheus
[22:22] <</>Chimp> I love you Denmark
[22:22] * Morpheus is now known as Denmark
[22:22] <</>Denmark> thanks.
[22:22] <</>Marick> i don't
[22:22] <</>Levian> When I joined kungfu classes, they gave me a penis-protecter<</>foa> K, so if you were a palm tree, what kind would you be?
<%Neel> There are different types of palm trees?
<</>foa> Mother smurfing retarded men<foa> You know what they say in Tennessee.
<</>Neel> Drink Jack Daniels?
<</<Azar> Don't have sex with your sister more than once?<</>Denmark> I was about to say "I got laid today" in #eoff but I don't like lying.<</>RSL> foa what is your favorite Donkey
<</>foa> My favorite Donkey is the one that used to live near us that chased cows around like it was a badass.<</>Del_Snizz> I don't like quotes.[18:58] <Levian> he posted a pic of BREAST-SHAPED ear muffs.
[18:58] <^> =/
[18:58] <</>foa> Or just goes to the oh yeah boobmuffs.
[18:58] <</>Levian> EAR MUFFS!
[18:58] <</>Denmark> xd
[18:58] <</>Zack> Breast-shaped ear muffs?
[18:58] <</>Levian> you have the pic? lemme see it.
[18:58] <</>Zack> Where?!
[18:58] <</>Levian> lemme see it.
[18:58] <</>WarZidane> Somebody got banned for posting breast-shaped ear muffs?
[18:59] <</>Levian> yeah
[18:59] <</>^> Aren't ear muffs breast-shaped by nature?
dang when the hell are those logs from
e: i still don't like lying. IT'S ALL TRUE
I don't have all that many old logs, really, but I have some good ones. Those are from 2005. This, on the other hand...Originally Posted by Denmark
<</>denmark> "get off my dick"
even in context that quote is just awesomeness
(that's from like 1 minute ago for those of you wondering)
(you should use timestamps in IRC)
I, conversely, was not.
(written from memory since I can't log FFXI chats; names also changed to EoFF names)
Cim: You're Canadian, you'd be a terrorist
Me: Celine Dion notwithstanding, being Canadian does not automatically make me a terrorist.
Cim: nickelback
Me: smurf
Me: Point conceded.
He is correct, but you guys have Kids in the Hall (most importantly, Dave Foley) and Nathan Fillion. I'd say those folks warrant redemption.
there are a lot of very funny Canadians. and then, there's Nickelback.
welp
And Bill Shatner
Oh and let's not forget Russell Peters, Eugene Levy, Dan Aykroyd, Leslie Nielsen, Alexander Graham Bell, James Doohan, etc, etc
Last edited by Citizen Bleys; 03-23-2013 at 09:41 PM.
Don't forget Trebek!
he had this show with these crazy students who would buzz the trout out of him after he'd said one syllable
This was a really good read this morning, put me in a good mood to start my day but I don't know how you people remember alll these. Do you keep a log of collected quotes? My memory is horrible.
Boldly go.
Would that I could
EDIT: forget Trebek and his awful mustache, that is
parker> OK GUYS BASIALLY SQUASH DRINK IS SUPER STRONG AND YOU DONT DRINK IT NEAT
parker> BUT MY NAN DID WITH GIN
and now the entirety of active chat is arguing over fruits, vegetables and what is a gourd and what is not etc
winners of EoFF right here, ladies and gents
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[04:38] <kotora> you can send in a pic of your poop and people rate it
[04:38] <parker> ...
[04:39] <Phil> xD
[04:39] <Jowy> just scroll past what you don't wanna look at
[04:39] <Jowy> that's how the internet works
[04:39] <parker> see you guys later
[04:39] <@Rantzien> good moment to walk in
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