Dear Sirs and Madames
I would like to submit my candidacy for being included in this thread, my qualifications are that I have caught an amazing number of fish today just off the coast of OOmpapamaomao and they are delicious

In addition, i believe I can bring a certain savoir faire and je ne sais quois to the proceedings, as I have an advanced degree in teaching spastics to dance

Yours Truly
The Empress of Colney Hatch