<Nicolas> dick for dak... wait
[01:01] <Kalevala> How dare you subject me to potato-y seconds.
[01:02] <Værn> To be fair, I didn't know that we were already dating. You've kept it a secret from me for so long. Or maybe not so long. I can't be certain, really.
[01:03] <Loco> You're not really potato-y seconds though.
[01:03] <Loco> I got second potato.
[01:03] <Kalevala> For smurfsake.
[01:03] <Loco> And then there were like four more.
[01:03] <Værn> Yeah
[01:03] <shion> hehehehe
[01:03] <Værn> I mean
[01:03] <Loco> CALLED OUT
[01:03] <Værn> I don't want to use the phrases "bottom of the barrel" or "last resort"
[01:03] <Kalevala> Bottom of the potato.
[01:03] <Værn> but you were kind of the last person to get a potato.
******
[01:08] * Værn gives shion a second potato.
[01:08] <shion>
[01:08] <Kalevala> What the smurf?!
[23:44] <Værn> Can't expect everyone on the forum to know enough about Final Fantasy to answer those questions :O
[23:44] <Værn> I mean, what is this? Some sort of Final Fantasy forum or something? o.O
[23:44] <Loco> no
[23:44] <Loco> It's a niche dating site.
"I would rather be eaten by a giant eggplant than a swarm of flying scrotums" - the same anonymousstop sending me dog pictures, my phone doesn't have a lot of space
Nicolas> But I'm not going to drive near a school.
Nicolas> As an adult.
Nicolas> And take a picture.
[22:51] <Freya> hold on i think my apartment is on fire or something
[22:51] <Freya> wtf
[22:51] <Sheetlebug> wat
[22:51] <_> o_o
[22:51] <Freya> okay
[22:51] <Freya> not on fire
[22:51] <Freya> old person
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
<Aulayna> sex talk atm
<Shorty> I love that!
<sporklet> good god this is the worst spoonful of anal butter ive ever seen
Still rowing...
noxy> I taught my daughter how to shuck corn
Takkun> That sounds hot.
<Yeargdribble Fenrir> omg it makes super cute noises when I whip it out!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
[21:14] <spoonspoon> i practice safe sax
[21:14] <LoneWolfLeonhart> make sure you use a reed
[00:04] <noxy> finally . poop.
[00:04] <noxy> brb shower