Wow, yeah. Why the smurf was I thinking it was German last night? Makes more sense then. What have the dutch ever done for anyone?Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Heineken is Dutch, not German
Wow, yeah. Why the smurf was I thinking it was German last night? Makes more sense then. What have the dutch ever done for anyone?Heineken is Dutch, not German
Despite my interest in this thread I am not gong to participate. I am so over qualified it would not be fair on everyone else.
Hey, now, not all Irish beer is bad.
Harp's...acceptable.
Yeah I mean I was referring to the ten or so posts in the beginning of the thread vowing a distaste for all beers, but thanks for the clever quip.
Yeah, why is there so much beer hate in a thread about troutty beer?A lotta beer h8 in this thread. Makes me allinside
I generally find it difficult to not like a beer, but sometimes I might get an off ale or a particularly strong cider that tastes like drinking pencils. Lagers all taste so blandly of next to nothing I find it difficult to believe people can not like them, or prefer a particular brand. I had a Grolsch once that tasted like death, but I think the pipes might have just been dirty or something.
The worst drink I had was probably something from the Titanic brewery. I forget the names of them but in my experience they universally taste like trout - apart from one brew I had about five years ago which was a stout called Velvet Curtain and was the best stout I've ever tasted. It was a shame that it was brewed specifically for the Wetherspoons ale festival and was never seen again.
Spirits & mixers and cocktails are dumb and for people who like the taste of sugar and are too scared to try real beers (and single mothers). I can respect drinking liquor neat, but the small measurements either mean your drink is over after fifteen minutes or it means you're already leathered after fifteen minutes. I'll just be chilling with my Hobgoblin watching the rugby.
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It's been mentioned before, but it's so bad it's worth another mention: Natty Light.
Natty Light is the worst. It's like drinking water stirred with piss that's been left out in the sun for days and attracted a pool of flies.
That being said, there is some delicious beer out there.
Beer gives me nasty heartburn... the only time i like it is when lager is mixed with hard cider.
Add some blackcurrant cordial to a 1:1 ratio mix of cider & lager and you have what we Brits call a Snakebite they're known for being able to get most people wankered inside of 4 pints. Add a shot of vodka to that mix and you have what is now known as a Venombite. A Venombite is the original Snakebite drink that doctors wanted made illegal since you could die after enough of them because of the alcohol poisoning it could induce. Most pubs will not serve a venombite full stop myself and my friends used to get around this by one buying a round of snakebites and the other buying a round of vodka shots and then dropping them in ourselves.
It all sounds real good will have to try that sometime.Add some blackcurrant cordial to a 1:1 ratio mix of cider & lager and you have what we Brits call a Snakebite they're known for being able to get most people wankered inside of 4 pints. Add a shot of vodka to that mix and you have what is now known as a Venombite. A Venombite is the original Snakebite drink that doctors wanted made illegal since you could die after enough of them because of the alcohol poisoning it could induce. Most pubs will not serve a venombite full stop myself and my friends used to get around this by one buying a round of snakebites and the other buying a round of vodka shots and then dropping them in ourselves.
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I'm a little bit concerned that people will die.
We Brits are silly like that. I have too used this tactic to create a venombite in a pub. I didn't know it was called that though.
Never come to Britain... it is a silly place.
Irish Whiskey = World Renowned (Jameson's, Bushmills, Powers)Hey, now, not all Irish beer is bad.
Harp's...acceptable.
Irish Stout = World Renowned (Guinness, Murphys)
Irish Beer = Alcoholic Urine
Drinking Guinness is like drinking death.
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