I generally find it difficult to not like a beer, but sometimes I might get an off ale or a particularly strong cider that tastes like drinking pencils. Lagers all taste so blandly of next to nothing I find it difficult to believe people can not like them, or prefer a particular brand. I had a Grolsch once that tasted like death, but I think the pipes might have just been dirty or something.

The worst drink I had was probably something from the Titanic brewery. I forget the names of them but in my experience they universally taste like trout - apart from one brew I had about five years ago which was a stout called Velvet Curtain and was the best stout I've ever tasted. It was a shame that it was brewed specifically for the Wetherspoons ale festival and was never seen again.

Spirits & mixers and cocktails are dumb and for people who like the taste of sugar and are too scared to try real beers (and single mothers). I can respect drinking liquor neat, but the small measurements either mean your drink is over after fifteen minutes or it means you're already leathered after fifteen minutes. I'll just be chilling with my Hobgoblin watching the rugby.