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    Dancing Chocobo Locky's FFVIII Parody Song!

    From 'Good Time' by Carly Rae Jepsen/Owl City.
    I give you...

    MESSED UP TIME. By the cast of FFVIII

    <xml><o:officedocumentsettings><o:allowpng></o:allowpng></o:officedocumentsettings></xml> SeeD's
    Woah-oh-oh-oh
    We’re in some messed up time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh
    We’re in some messed up time
    SQUALL
    Woke up in the infirmary’s bed
    What the hell is this scar across my head?
    Gotta get to the Fire Cavern tonight
    …Whatever.
    Dreamt I was a moron way back when
    Ellone’s messing with time again
    I'm in if you're down to get down tonight
    We’re in some messed up time
    SEIFER
    Surrounded by bright light
    Now I’m a Sorceresses Knight
    Is Rinoa alright?
    I can’t even explain why
    But we’re in some messed up time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    We’re in some messed up time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    I can’t even explain why, we’re in some messed up time

    RINOA
    Zoned out, got possessed by a Sorceress
    Out in space yeah, I kicked up such a fuss
    Better junction GF’s for the upcoming fight
    We seem to be in messed up time
    ULTIMECIA
    Now you’re in my time
    All existence denied
    You SeeDs will all die
    I can’t even explain why
    But I’m gonna mess up time

    SeeD's
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    It's never a dull time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    I can’t even explain why, we’re just in some messed up time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    It's never a dull time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    I can’t even explain why, we’re just in some messed up time
    QUISTIS
    Junction your GF
    Or you’ll be screwed to death

    ZELL
    I can’t tell where, but
    As long as there are hotdogs there

    IRVINE
    How did I get here?
    Have to shoot dear Edea
    SeeD's
    Never a dull time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    Never a dull time
    Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
    I can’t even explain why, we seem to be in messed up time


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    That's really good!

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    Zell loves those hotdogs man.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squall
    Dreamt I was a moron way back when
    Was?

    Also, Zell's line is perfect.

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    I have never heard the original song but the lyrics you parodied are so good xD

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    Planning to sing it?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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