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    Have you ever eaten something where someone messed up the recipe so bad that it was basically inedible?

    I've had biscuits where I swear someone must have dumped a jar of salt into the mix. It tasted like playdoh. (Do not ask me how I know what playdoh tastes like.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    (Do not ask me how I know what playdoh tastes like.)
    But... that's so interesting.
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    I can't recall any personal experience, but I know from some unnamed person that has posted in this thread whose name starts with "C" and ends in "itizen Bleys" that tacos made with cabbage instead of lettuce taste absolutely terrible.

    Also, a lawyer I used to work for is so incompetent at cooking that when he once tried to make pasta and red sauce during law school, he used tomato paste instead of actual marinara sauce. Unsurprisingly, that also was disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Have you ever eaten something where someone messed up the recipe so bad that it was basically inedible?

    I've had biscuits where I swear someone must have dumped a jar of salt into the mix. It tasted like playdoh. (Do not ask me how I know what playdoh tastes like.)
    Playdoh is rather bland tasting, so I doubt it would taste like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    I can't recall any personal experience, but I know from some unnamed person that has posted in this thread whose name starts with "C" and ends in "itizen Bleys" that tacos made with cabbage instead of lettuce taste absolutely terrible.
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    Oh I remember one I inadvertently tasted over a decade ago: Jello and salt.

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    I make sure my taco is always fresh and delectable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    I make sure my taco is always fresh and delectable.
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    Mom made clam chowder once but didn't rinse the pot well enough after washing it. Soap chowder is what we got instead.

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