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    LUCK BE A LADY TONIIIIIGHT

    Today, I got to class, freaking out because I had a test and I was in the hospital for 9 days, and I didn't finish the reading, and I wasn't there for the lectures, etc etc run on sentences.

    BUT WHEN I GOT THERE MY CLASS WAS CANCELLED



    When has luck been a lady to you?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I opened the door for her once and she started shouting about my male privilege.


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    You did not mention how you slam the door straight at my face when I am about to enter.

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    I met Lady Luck once at a bar. One thing led to another and she came back to my house.

    I won't disclose what me and Lady Luck got up to but it rhymes with 'Lady Luck'

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    Shady cluck?

    I get lucky about stupid things. Like I find a pen when I really need one or a traffic light turns green before I downshift.

    Otherwise I'm really unlucky about important things.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbaforever View Post
    I met Lady Luck once at a bar. One thing led to another and she came back to my house.

    I won't disclose what me and Lady Luck got up to but it rhymes with 'Lady Luck'
    Licking Duck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    You did not mention how you slam the door straight at my face when I am about to enter.
    Male privilege


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    When has luck been a lady to you?
    When I met my last girlfriend. But, as the song goes, luck has an unladylike way of running out, and that unfortunately did happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    I get lucky about stupid things. Like I find a pen when I really need one or a traffic light turns green before I downshift.
    Yes, I literally did a little dance every time this happened before Taargus Taargus died. Also, foa you are so hot driving a manual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    When has luck been a lady to you?
    When I met my last girlfriend. But, as the song goes, luck has an unladylike way of running out, and that unfortunately did happen.
    You've got to put batteries in those things.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I was lucky enough to avoid some broken glass to the face today. I was at a friend's house and just as we walked towards her back door to leave, the house next door exploded and my friend's living room window blew along with it. If it had happened five seconds sooner we probably would have been cut up pretty bad. It was scary! I don't know how the woman inside the house survived that x:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    I was lucky enough to avoid some broken glass to the face today. I was at a friend's house and just as we walked towards her back door to leave, the house next door exploded and my friend's living room window blew along with it. If it had happened five seconds sooner we probably would have been cut up pretty bad. It was scary! I don't know how the woman inside the house survived that x:
    umm jessweeee♪ a house exploded near you dont you think you should be a little more emotional or something

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I haven't gotten lucky in about six months.

    But today I got a free sandwich when I was hungry, so that was pretty neat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    I was lucky enough to avoid some broken glass to the face today. I was at a friend's house and just as we walked towards her back door to leave, the house next door exploded and my friend's living room window blew along with it. If it had happened five seconds sooner we probably would have been cut up pretty bad. It was scary! I don't know how the woman inside the house survived that x:
    umm jessweeee♪ a house exploded near you dont you think you should be a little more emotional or something
    Haha well I was shaking for a bit after, but nobody died so it's all good. That lady that lived in the house will probably have some scars from the burning but she's gonna be okay.

    But seriously though how in the smurf did she survive this:
    House Collapses After Explosion Caused By Smoking - KZTV

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