LUCK BE A LADY TONIIIIIGHT

[Jinx]

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[Old Manus]

I opened the door for her once and she started shouting about my male privilege.

[Christmas]

You did not mention how you slam the door straight at my face when I am about to enter.

[Bubba]

I met Lady Luck once at a bar. One thing led to another and she came back to my house.

I won't disclose what me and Lady Luck got up to but it rhymes with 'Lady Luck'

[fire_of_avalon]

Shady cluck?

I get lucky about stupid things. Like I find a pen when I really need one or a traffic light turns green before I downshift.

Otherwise I'm really unlucky about important things.

[Christmas]

I met Lady Luck once at a bar. One thing led to another and she came back to my house.

I won't disclose what me and Lady Luck got up to but it rhymes with 'Lady Luck'

Licking Duck?

[Old Manus]

You did not mention how you slam the door straight at my face when I am about to enter.

Male privilege

[Alpha2099]

When has luck been a lady to you?

When I met my last girlfriend. But, as the song goes, luck has an unladylike way of running out, and that unfortunately did happen.

[Jessweeee♪]

I was lucky enough to avoid some broken glass to the face today. I was at a friend's house and just as we walked towards her back door to leave, the house next door exploded and my friend's living room window blew along with it. If it had happened five seconds sooner we probably would have been cut up pretty bad. It was scary! I don't know how the woman inside the house survived that x:

[Pike]

A couple times recently I've shown up to work and they've been like "LOL work is canceled today!"

It makes my day

[Citizen Bleys]

Well, there was that time I grew a handlebar mustache and tied her to some railroad tracks.

Hoo boy was that ever a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Good thing I'm smarter than the cops.

[Jiro]

I was lucky enough to avoid some broken glass to the face today. I was at a friend's house and just as we walked towards her back door to leave, the house next door exploded and my friend's living room window blew along with it. If it had happened five seconds sooner we probably would have been cut up pretty bad. It was scary! I don't know how the woman inside the house survived that x:

umm jessweeee♪ a house exploded near you dont you think you should be a little more emotional or something

[Shorty]

I haven't gotten lucky in about six months.

But today I got a free sandwich when I was hungry, so that was pretty neat.

[Jessweeee♪]

I was lucky enough to avoid some broken glass to the face today. I was at a friend's house and just as we walked towards her back door to leave, the house next door exploded and my friend's living room window blew along with it. If it had happened five seconds sooner we probably would have been cut up pretty bad. It was scary! I don't know how the woman inside the house survived that x:

umm jessweeee♪ a house exploded near you dont you think you should be a little more emotional or something

Haha well I was shaking for a bit after, but nobody died so it's all good. That lady that lived in the house will probably have some scars from the burning but she's gonna be okay.

But seriously though how in the smurf did she survive this:
House Collapses After Explosion Caused By Smoking - KZTV

[Shorty]

holy trout, I'd say you're lucky as all hell girl