My sense of humour at times knows no bounds.
My sense of humour at times knows no bounds.
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I post necrophillic jokes on FB and find it highly amusing.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
i'm kind of a pompous jerk and i'm not really shy about it
but beneath my gruff hard shell lies a creamy delicious filling or so they say
I am a serial pigeon killer.
When I was a kid, I used to go to Paintball every week at a disused factory. During one game whilst erm... hiding... with friends. We took a few potshots at a pigeon (which was a long way away) that was waddling along.
My second shot hit it in the neck and decapitated it. I was mortified. I couldn't even hit humans let alone birds. I felt terrible for days.
Then, a few years ago, I struck again. I was cycling to work and approached about 10-15 pigeons fighting over some food. I assumed they would all move out of the way when I got close... nope. The pigeon who won the fight for food got more than he bargained for. I shut my eyes before impact hoping at the last second it would narrowly escape... nope. I ran over it's head. Again, I felt terrible.
I feel sorry for the next pigeon that crosses my path.
When we were discussing a certain law case and I thought that they deserved it >.>"
a calm sea never made a skillful sailor | MILLIEGOESBEEP
Every day I feel like an awful human being, for some reason.
I post here?
I am a horrible human being because I forget what I write in my own OP.
Nineteen. I noticed that during the rare moments in school when they did teach something about sex, she was only at the abstinence seminar. Knowing her father, he probably signed the opt out forms for the others. I bring the story up every time there's a thread like this or a thread on sex ed.