I am a smurfing awful human being.

[Iceglow]

At the age of 6, I lit a fire that consumed two two-story apartments and caused my brother's asphyxiation.

From 12 to 22, I had been obsessed with my cousin and then I told her and asked her to kiss me.

When I was seventeen, I was visiting my cousins and playing with them outside and their own eight-year-old cousin sat in my lap at one point and I started to have "feelings" and held onto her for a second but then I pushed her aside and walked away. When my parents and I got home that night, I told them what happened and that I felt like a monster.

From the age of thirteen to now, I mostly contemplate violence as a solution to all problems. People often find themselves rooting for a hero who realizes that sometimes the bad guy needs to die. I realize that such people aren't actually heroes, they're just people who are doing what is necessary. When I consider how I was raised as a Catholic and then a Christian, I've become very cynical and more or less unforgiving of people for the troutty things they do.

dude

Kinda my response to this too. Dude I personally wouldn't share things like that outside of EoEo unless I was joking around. Still unsure what to say really.

[Jinx]

At the age of 6, I lit a fire that consumed two two-story apartments and caused my brother's asphyxiation.

From 12 to 22, I had been obsessed with my cousin and then I told her and asked her to kiss me.

When I was seventeen, I was visiting my cousins and playing with them outside and their own eight-year-old cousin sat in my lap at one point and I started to have "feelings" and held onto her for a second but then I pushed her aside and walked away. When my parents and I got home that night, I told them what happened and that I felt like a monster.

From the age of thirteen to now, I mostly contemplate violence as a solution to all problems. People often find themselves rooting for a hero who realizes that sometimes the bad guy needs to die. I realize that such people aren't actually heroes, they're just people who are doing what is necessary. When I consider how I was raised as a Catholic and then a Christian, I've become very cynical and more or less unforgiving of people for the troutty things they do.

dude

Kinda my response to this too. Dude I personally wouldn't share things like that outside of EoEo unless I was joking around. Still unsure what to say really.

I don't think I'd share these things EVER.

Especially because that wasn't the point of the thread. If you note in my OP, the thing that makes me a "smurfing awful person" is really arbitrary. An equivalent would be using the last of the TP, putting spoiled milk back in the fridge for the next person, etc.

Not things that actually MAKE you a terrible person.

[Beowulf]

I laugh at dead baby jokes.

Oh, and I like to piss people off when they try to force their views on me.

[Jiro]

Mercen-X can post whatever the smurf he feels like as long as it's within forum rules. His post is on topic so instead of going "wow dude you're smurfing weird" how about we continue with the thread? Come on guys, seriously. No need to highlight it again and again.

Another thing that makes me a terrible person is that I often act like a dick on the road if people slightly annoy me. I will slow down to below the speed limit if someone begins tailgating me. I know they're also bad people in this situation but that doesn't mean I'm not a jerk too.

[Pike]

I often act like a dick on the road if people slightly annoy me. I will slow down to below the speed limit if someone begins tailgating me.

I do this aaaaaaaaaalllllllll the time.

[Laddy]

I don't even drive; I get rides from other people.

...But I pay for gas and buy them lunch and/or dinner, so is it a fair trade-off?

[Jiro]

Yes, you're like the best passenger ever.

[Agent Proto]

I will have to agree with Jiro. Laddy is a great passenger!

[Bunny]

Gas, grass, or ass nobody rides for free.

[drotato]

Uh... One time I ate a lizard. ALIVE. I'M SO SMURFING EVIL, BWAHAHAHA.




No, that would be weird, why would I do that? I have lied before, but I'm not very good at it. I've been told I'm selfish at times, does that count? D:

[Shlup]

I'm watching Glee.

[Laddy]

I'm watching Glee.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

[drotato]

Why does everyone hate that show? It's my darkest secret.... I watch it when no one's home.... God..... I'm so sad.

[Shlup]

People hate it because it's terrible. I watch it because doesn't leave marks like traditional self-mutilation.

[Araciel]

I won a free pizza from Papa John's but I live in Canada, so I can't redeem it.

Some poor US of A'er lost out because of me.