I am a smurfing awful human being.

[Jinx]

Sitting here in Philosophy of Religion and the class is discussing God and the morality of God.

I am checking out my hair in the computer screen of the guy in front of me.





What things do you do that make you realize, "I am a smurfing awful human being?"

[Pike]

I played World of Warcraft for 14 hours straight on Sunday

[Mirage]

Sitting here in Philosophy of Religion and the class is discussing God and the morality of God.

I am checking out my hair in the computer screen of the guy in front of me.

What things do you do that make you realize, "I am a smurfing awful human being?"

Is it immoral to be vain?

Oh .

[Madame Adequate]

I spend my free time devising more efficient methods of genocide.

[Alpha2099]

I bum homework answers off of other people so I don't look like a fool in class.

[Denmark]

i'm a liar

[Raistlin]

I dunno, Boobies, that sounds like a more productive use of your time.

As for me, the most offensive possible jokes just make me laugh.

[Iceglow]

I spend my free time devising more efficient methods of genocide.

Airborne/waterborne, genetically targeted bio weapons that cause Ebola type effects, if the virus itself doesn't outright kill the victim the secondary issues caused by such a virus would probably be enough to do so. Least that's what I would consider if I was seriously planning mass genocide of a population.

I personally can make jokes about anyone or anything that are frankly quite mean at times. I can understand they're funny but I do sit down and think "trout I have a bastard sense of humour" a lot of the time. Thankfully for me I can accept that side of me because heaven knows I could never change it.

[Sephex]

It doesn't happen nearly as often as it used to, but I say jokingly disturbing things about myself that are very self-destructive. I don't know why, but it helps me to eventually calm down when a situation depresses or angers me very much. However, people who are close to me don't like to hear me talk like that, and then I end up feeling bad about what I said to vent.

[Goldenboko]

I hate hippies so much I wouldn't mind seeming them all firebombed

[Jessweeee♪]

This one time a friend IMed me crying because she thought she was pregnant because she masturbated (even though she used a condom while she did it) and I told a couple of our friends plus the whole internet. I'm pretty bad x:

[Shorty]

I hate hippies so much I wouldn't mind seeming them all firebombed

I beg your pardon.

I talk on the phone while driving. Yeah, shut up.

[Chris]

I intentionally substituted sugar with an artificial sweetener when I made a carrot/chocolate cake yesterday. Splenda is splendid at fooling sugar-lovers. Also, I used "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", instead of butter.

[Goldenboko]

I hate hippies so much I wouldn't mind seeming them all firebombed

I beg your pardon.

Assuming you are the type of hippie I'm thinking of ​I'm sorry you contradict everything you say >;0


EDIT: It was hemp fest last weekend. I'm mad. xD

[Raistlin]

This one time a friend IMed me crying because she thought she was pregnant because she masturbated (even though she used a condom while she did it) and I told a couple of our friends plus the whole internet. I'm pretty bad x:

That doesn't make you bad, because something that ridiculously hilarious just had to be told. It was your civic duty. How old was she?

It also reminds me of that House clinic patient who stated she used "the jelly" as a contraceptive. It turned out that she put actual grape jelly all over her vagina.