Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
This one time a friend IMed me crying because she thought she was pregnant because she masturbated (even though she used a condom while she did it) and I told a couple of our friends plus the whole internet. I'm pretty bad x:
That doesn't make you bad, because something that ridiculously hilarious just had to be told. It was your civic duty. How old was she?

It also reminds me of that House clinic patient who stated she used "the jelly" as a contraceptive. It turned out that she put actual grape jelly all over her vagina.