Stupid Things You've Done as an Adult.

[Beowulf]

21st birthday. An entire week of my life gone. My god, I don't remember most of that week. I just remember the hospital.

[Christmas]

And the nurses?

[Beowulf]

Can't say I remember them. I was getting my stomach pumped ._.

[Jinx]

I had a really old old OLD Chrysler LeBaron with an oil leak which I didn't bother to get fixed.

Eventually the engine blew up because I didn't put oil in it for like a week and it got completely dry. That was exciting!

That reminds me, I'm overdue for an oil change for my car!

Same.

A good while back, I decided to try Nair on my beard (well, stubble) because I hated how shaving always gave me ingrown hairs. I put the Nair on, waited the appropriate amount of time, and wiped it off. The hair was supposed to wipe off with the Nair. It didn't.

The instructions warned against keeping the Nair on for too long, or using it in very close intervals. Since it didn't work, I decided that Nair was weak and crappy and I would put more on, and leave it on longer.

I eventually wound up with a totally radical, beard shaped chemical burn on my face for several weaks. It still didn't remove all of the hair, and my face hurt too much to shave. So I had to walk around with what looked like a combination of a really, really bad sun burn and the mange on my face.

:x_x:

The Phaaaaaaaaaaaaaantom of the Opera is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

on EoFF

[Araciel]

Fail upward.