Introduction, of sorts.

[Beowulf]

When I joined this site, 12 years ago. I never did an introduction. So, here we go.

Hi, everyone.












Amazing. I know, you're all left speechless. Okay so for real, here's a little about me for those who don't know me, and those who think they do.

My name is Chris, I'm 27 years old now. (I was 15 when I joined. Holy hell.) I'm an avid photographer, with an interest in astrophysics and technology. I enjoy tattoos, currently have ten of them. I'd tell you what they all are, but I'm lazy and I have to shower and get ready for work soon.

So, yes. Hello, to an old new guy. Or something.

[Shorty]

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Please do not leave again or I will have to come there and beat you.

[Beowulf]

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Please do not leave again or I will have to come there and beat you.

*leaves* >.>

[Shorty]

*plane ticket*

[Beowulf]

*plane ticket*

^plane ticket is not a verb. I do apologize, please do try again.

[Shorty]

Forget your into thread. I am banning you.

[Beowulf]

Already? Geez. I've only been back an hour ._.;

[Shorty]

Kidding. Have some welcome back cake.

[Beowulf]

I would, but the cake is a lie.

[Shorty]

ZING

[Beowulf]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Somewhat. I do have to go to work soonish, though.

[Tigmafuzz]

You are back

[Beowulf]

Didn't know I was missed so much xD

[Jinx]

YOU ARE BEOWULF


hi

[Beowulf]

I am O_O;;

Hi, boobs!

You know, I bet that's the first time a guy has said that and not gotten slapped. o.o