Are you a plopper?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I sit down like a normal human being should.

[Slothy]

I'm much to gigantic to go around damaging furniture by 'plopping'

This.

[Iceglow]

Personally I tend to change the way I sit down depending on several things:

How drunk I am
How hyped up I am
How tired I am
Am I in a polite environment e.g. work or am I at home?
Do I really give a smurf?

[Shlup]

My husband always makes fun of me for my plopping. It's so satisfying though.

[Laddy]

I sit like a gentleman.

[Loony BoB]

I flump.

[Arizona Lively]

I sit like a gentleman.

So, then, you wear cordoroys and then tug the material at your hips to raise your cuffs before lowering your delicate behind onto the seat of whatever it is you're sitting upon, sir?