View Poll Results: Are you a plopper?

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    Pink Grin Are you a plopper?

    When you sit down on the couch do you throw yourself down (plopper) or sit down nicely? (squatter)
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    plop plop fizz fizz

    preferably i'll be going into a reclined/laying down position, and plopping helps to make that an even better feeling. I will sit down nicely if I'm joining multiple people on a crowded couch and only taking up one seat as opposed to my preferred 3

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    plop. Totally plop. Especially after I get home from a long day at work, I just PLOP. And usually fall asleep for an hour or two, then wake up and walk upstairs to go to bed.

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    I'm much to gigantic to go around damaging furniture by 'plopping'

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    I like to sneak attack my couch with my ass.


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    I sit, what the hell is this "plopping" and "squatting" crap?



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    ifs, ants, or butts

    I sit in chairs, plop down on footstools, slump into couches, and gallumph upon me futon.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I do not have a particular method because I am very spontaneous.

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    I change it up and don't decide until right before I sit, just so my couch doesn't know what to expect.

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    I reeeeeeeeeeally thought this was going to be another poo thread.

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    I switch it up depending on my comfort level and tiredness. I do it the most at home because I am a lazy man at home.

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    I fall. I fall most places.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I faceplant, like a lady.

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    sometimes i drop down and give my couch cushion the people's elbow

    90% of the time i'm sprawled out across the entire thing

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