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    am I necron?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    to party

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    Hostage situation in downtown Pittsburgh. No joke.

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    shouldn't have worn long sleeves today

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    man i love how lazy i can be with daily contacts
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I have to teach in 10 minutes, and I kinda don't wanna.

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    How many orphan lives am I gonna save today, I wonder.

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    Since when was a giant tomato a flan?


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    90 minutes to Anime Club!

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    dallas green is kinda sexy

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    i hate migraines.

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    I have sad feels and I don't know why.

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    Why in the hell did my sister get a goddamn husky if she isn't willing to walk it, all she does is yell at it for having pent up energy it can't help having. God why did she have to move back....?
    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    TACOS TACOS TACOS

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    I think I'm actually experiencing jealousy.

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