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    I once wrote a poem that people here liked.
    I once wrote a story that people here liked.
    I once sung a song that people here liked.
    I once posed a dilemma here and people gave me advice.
    EO is home to the best of the best strangers in my life. xp
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Why am I watching a repeat of the Sixers game when I already know they lost?


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    Is cracking open a beer at midday acceptable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramisese Rububba the Third View Post
    Is cracking open a beer at midday acceptable?
    Absolutely not, real men have already cracked open thier breakfast beer and are moving onto thier midday whiskey
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramisese Rububba the Third View Post
    Is cracking open a beer at midday acceptable?
    You should still have a quarter-full bottle from the night before in your hand when you wake up.
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    It's always beer o'clock somewhere

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Why can't I sleep??

    Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.

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    smurfing cats

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    It might be due to non-functioning, but I don't know if I care about post counts anymore.

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    I blame laziness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitye View Post
    Why can't I sleep??
    NEED MORE VODKA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Takkun View Post
    It might be due to non-functioning, but I don't know if I care about post counts anymore.

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    I blame laziness.
    I KNEW YOU'D CAVE EVENTUALLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Takkun View Post
    It might be due to non-functioning, but I don't know if I care about post counts anymore.

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    I blame laziness.
    I KNEW YOU'D CAVE EVENTUALLY.

    I'll cave YOU eventually!

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    ooooh dang we got a fight on our hands

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Why would you tell me you are going to the grocery store and ask me if I need anything, and when I tell you to pick me up salad you say you aren't going to get groceries?????
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I just shat myself because I forgot to save my Skyrim saves before I reformatted. But all is well~ Steam Cloud FTW.


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