That was my initial thought... but I changed it as to not lower the tone of the thread.Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
How many people in the world are currently having sex?
We can always rely on Miss Boobs though.
How many people are currently masturbating?How many people in the world are currently NOT having sex?How many people in the world are currently having sex?
Well I'm currently sat on a train and I'm pretty sure that's frowned upon on public transport so... not me.How many people are currently masturbating?How many people in the world are currently NOT having sex?How many people in the world are currently having sex?
I passed my comprehensive exam! I'll be getting my MSAS in December!
I'm pretty sure the State's Attorney already hates me with the amount of crap I've filed on her. Another 15 page motion tomorrow!
Me! ...Uh wait a sec... Oh... uh... well, not anymore, actually.
Two months later, and I'm back randomly. I need to stop disappearing.
Yes, you do
I wonder why I can smell peppermint.
What would happen if I just didn't do all this reading... and watched a film instead...?
Shoot for the moon, for even if you miss, you have ebullism and hypoxia to look forward to because there's no smurfing air in space, you idiot!
Where the smurf is a small box? Is my brother done in the other bathroom yet? I'm not pooping if my bathroom doesn't have a light. Not leaving the door open, either. Who poops in the dark? That mirror is scary.
So basically I can treat this like Twitter but in a forum thread form. ;o
How can I make Extreme Speed Dating and Extreme Gravy Drinking a viable income?
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
How do people communicating with sign language make air quotes?
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
What am I doing looking up on how to smoke weed?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
holidayyy party tomorrow ugh
That's easy: set it on fire and inhale.
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