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    What are some arguments or other things that some people say that just annoy the hell out of you? Here are some of mine that I've heard recently:

    "Voting third-party is throwing away your vote."

    "How can you stand defending murderers?" (I work for a public defender's office)

    "Why don't you make your own sandwich?" Bitch, please.

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    "Raistlin's a cool guy."


    Oh wait


    I've never actually heard that said



    mfw you post

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    Any sentence containing the word "literally".

    I literally trout my pants out of hatred every time someone uses the word literally.

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    I'm not mean; I'm real.

    What a silly statement. It's one thing to be straight-up, another to be cruel. There have been so many people who have managed to give a long list of terrible insults to people for no reason and insist that they somehow deserve praise because they were being "real."



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    Stfu, Boobies.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Any sentence containing the word "literally".

    I literally trout my pants out of hatred every time someone uses the word literally.
    Haha, yeah, the only literal thing about how it's used colloquially is that it's not used literally.

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    I colloquially trout my pants out of hatred every time someone uses the word literally.

    Bork Bork

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    What if you're using literally the correct way?

    Like, "I literally trout my pants."

    Because you really trout your pants.
    mfw you post

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    "I'm Wesley and all of the women around me should be perpetually making sandwiches."

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    The other day at work, a guy asked if I had kids. When I said no, he said I'd better hurry up.

    Thankfully, I'm his boss, so I can slowly torture my revenge out of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    "I'm Wesley and all of the women around me should be perpetually making sandwiches."
    Some women just can't do anything else well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    "I'm Wesley and all of the women around me should be perpetually making sandwiches."
    Some women just can't do anything else well
    not even trying to come off as a misogynist over here, but i have never had a bad sandwich made by a lady. a few teetering on mediocre, sure, but we are human above all. sometimes you just overdo it with the vinaigrette. dudes on the other hand have all torn through the bread with an excess amount of peanut butter at some point in their lives. i have.

    ON TOPIC:

    "that sounds like a bad idea."

    maybe, but live a little and take a chance. if you give it a shot and it doesn't work, you tried at the end of the day. improve it for next time.

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    Lockout..

    ...

    ffuuuufufuuu

    Also, 'these donuts are only a day old'

    why the smurf are they rock-solid!?

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    sometimes at work there will be mystery boxes of pizza hut and/or dunkin donuts. you are rolling the dice if you're man enough to try for a free snack.

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    sometimes you just gotta take the chance, your last post proves that

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    MAN I always try. my stomach has been galvanized over the years I'm like a smurfing coyote.

    Also, 'could care less'

    ...I can't even express...

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