What the smurf, who puts vinaigrette on a sandwich?
What the smurf, who puts vinaigrette on a sandwich?
Originally Posted by Fynn
i do, stop eating cold cut packaged bologna and kraft singles on wonder bread like a pleb
whole wheat toast, iceberg lettuce, two slices of turkey, provolone, sliced tomatoes and a little red wine vinaigrette to zing it all together
"I'm just touching base," or any variant thereof used to describe checking in with someone about something. It might not bother me so much if it weren't for the fact that half the people in my office use this several times a day in person, on the phone, and I assume, even in their dreams. It's a small office too and no one ever has their door closed so it's impossible not to hear. Sometimes I think I'm going to punch the next person to tell me they're just touching base with me.
You shouldn't be "touching base" unless you're a baseball player. Just ask me your damn question and go away before I stab myself in the eardrums with a pen.
First off, who eats bologna and American cheese? I can't stomach either. (Only like US cheese on my burgers.)
Secondly, you lost me at smurfing ICEBERG LETTUCE. Who's the pleb now?
Romaine is the superior lettuce.
it is, but i can't justify buying an entire head when i'm only gonna eat half
economics 101
Lettuce doesn't go bad in a day.
Also, how the hell do you buy iceberg lettuce other than by the head?
In a bag.
Same as you can buy romaine.
"Everything must be organic for me"
...we're not living in that kind of world or city m'dear.
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i know it doesn't go bad in a day! I don't make sandwiches very often.
YOU CAN USE IT IN A SALAD AS WELL.
Wtf only puts two slices of sandwich meat on their sandwich?
Not to drag this even more off topic, but a bag? Honestly? And that doesn't even explain how he's buying iceberg lettuce and not wasting any but would with romaine unless they sell very tiny single serving sandwich sized bags of the stuff.In a bag.
Same as you can buy romaine.
Top 10 Annoying Statements Pregnant Women Hear
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It’s bad enough that complete strangers think it’s perfectly okay to violate a pregnant woman’s personal space by touching her belly and providing all kinds of unsolicited advice.
People say the strangest, most annoying, and sometimes downright offensive things – ask any pregnant woman. It’s as if seeing a pregnant tummy makes people rewrite the laws of civilized conversation.
Here are some examples of some of the most annoying things expectant moms hear:
1. “Was this planned?”
Now, maybe it was and maybe it wasn’t, but yes stranger, allow me to tell you about my personal life. What makes the asker think that it’s their business how or why this baby was conceived? How do you answer that? My suggestion: Reply with a smile and ask: “Why do you want to know?”
2. “You look like you’re ready to pop!”
Um, what do you say to that? Thank you? This is an especially nice question if you are only 4 months pregnant. Why doesn’t the person simply cut to the chase and say they think you’re fat?
3. “You don’t want someone else to raise your child, do you?”
This one is amazing. Insult mom’s mothering before the baby is even born. And by all means, make assumptions about why her baby might go to daycare. Perhaps mom has no choice. This also shows ignorance on the part of the person asking about the benefits of daycare.
4. “You’re planning to breastfeed right?”
Once again, last time we checked, this was a personal decision. While breast is certainly best, if, how and why mom is planning to breastfeed is no one’s business but her own. And why on earth would she open herself up to a debate with a complete stranger?
5. “Are you ready to be a parent?”
This question is one which every new mom has probably been asking herself for her entire pregnancy. But I doubt she wants to pour her heart out to a stranger. Besides, whether she answers yes or no, it is sure to invite further questioning.
6. “Do you want a boy or a girl?”
Seriously, does the asker expect to hear anything other than “as long as it’s healthy, I’ll be happy.”?
7. “Get lots of sleep now because you won’t when baby gets here…”
This one qualifies as annoying simply because it is inevitably repeated over and over again by many a person to every pregnant woman on the planet.
8. “You can eat anything you want!”
Does anyone truly believe that? Not only is it seriously unhealthy advice, it, too, is one of those statements that is heard about as often as “See you next year!” on New Year’s Eve. How many times can you smile and fake chuckle?
9. “Aren’t you tired?”
Is that a rhetorical question or do you really want an answer? I’m pregnant, not sick. Sometimes I’m tired, sometimes I’m not.
10. “You sure you’re not pregnant with twins?”
This one is right up there with #2. Thank you for the compliment. Yes, I’m sure. Why don’t you just ask me how much weight I’ve gained and be done with it? Yes, that should be #11, shouldn’t it?
What’s the most annoying thing you’ve heard?
The award for most annoying statement of the week goes to the CBN.The statement goes thus "CBN will spend NGN40.3bn to produce new coins and naira notes".
I have to second everything Boobs is saying. Vinagrette, bologna and cheese and iceberg lettuce is all terrible.
Annoying questions: when people at work ask me "are you having fun yet" as they walk by. Stop saying this, it is the worst thing ever. Just say HOW'S IT GOING.
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