Conversely, how's the weather down there? It's not easy, being short. Not that I can speak much about being vertically challenged these days.
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Conversely, how's the weather down there? It's not easy, being short. Not that I can speak much about being vertically challenged these days.
Here's one:
So-and-so is finding themselves.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Sometimes I like to be reminded that these losers only live once.
A tall person could always reply with that and then say "raining" so they spit on them.
So-and-so doesn't "know who they are deep down" and needs to try and figure out their place in the world?
So-and-so is trying to find a reason to keep living because they realized their life sucks and they aren't a good person?
So-and-so has amnesia and is on a quest to discover who they were before the incident?
So-and-so needs to go on some weird path of self-destruction because they have no idea having responsibility is like because So-and-so has the IQ of a toaster and has no value or meaning to his/her life so s/he has to try and do a bunch of random stupid trout that puts him/her in dangerous situations until they get to the point where they realize the people they're hanging around are complete idiots and they decide they want to go on living life because they just don't want to die even though they shouldn't be allowed to because they aren't the kind of person that can realize there are reasons to live that don't involve having to waste years of your life doing that stupid trout and learning how to grow as a person and gain valuable experiences the hard way because they've never heard of philosophy and they think of "learning" as a chore because of the ridiculously inefficient schooling system they grew up with?
Which So-and-so are we talking about here?
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Guys, let us take a soul quest. We will be stronger for it.
"I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but ... "
"I'm sorry to inform you that ... "
"I hate to be the one to tell you that [something]"
Basically anything that would worm itself out of the mouth of an obnoxious besserwisser named Hector who happened to be born at home in the bathtub of an obnoxiousnamed Helen who only digests spinach-based ecological protein bread and makes wholewheat cupcakes for events of any kind. National Organ Donor Day? Helen brought cupcakes. What a bitch.
"No offense, but..."
"I'm not racist, but..."
Pretty much any variation where the statement following but completely goes against the first part of the sentence.
Yes, this. Even though I'm completely guilty of saying 'no offense, but...'
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You're an awful person.
I'm sorryYou're an awful person.
I have a friend who does this every time you do or say something he doesn't agree with, and he only adds the first part just so he has a way to defend himself when someone inevitably takes offense.
"No, sir, what I think you meant was 'I mean to offend you', but I can see how my having throat chopped you would prevent you from correcting that statement."
You should be, apology accepted.I'm sorryYou're an awful person.
I like the way you deal with things. I'm stealing that.I have a friend who does this every time you do or say something he doesn't agree with, and he only adds the first part just so he has a way to defend himself when someone inevitably takes offense.
"No, sir, what I think you meant was 'I mean to offend you', but I can see how my having throat chopped you would prevent you from correcting that statement."
YES! I hate these two statements so much. It's like some how saying that is going to mitigate the fact that the person is actually being offensive and racist. And when people get called on such things they go, "Well I said no offense. Sheesh."
No offense, but I'm going to punch you in your face.
'You're standing on my foot'
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