Annoying statements

[Jinx]

I have to second everything Boobs is saying. Vinagrette, bologna and cheese and iceberg lettuce is all terrible.

Annoying questions: when people at work ask me "are you having fun yet" as they walk by. Stop saying this, it is the worst thing ever. Just say HOW'S IT GOING.

omg lub <333

I do enjoy vinaigrette YOU KNOW ON MY smurfING SALAD WHERE IT SHOULD BE

[Shiny]

People who ask me in really intrusive questions like, "Do you want kids" "Are you living with your boyfriend" "Do your parents care about you living with your boyfriend", or "What's your religious beliefs". Depending on the person, I will answer all of the questions, but I just find it odd when people I barely even know ask those questions...

[Denmark]

sandwiches are best without vegetables anyway!

[Raistlin]

People who ask me in really intrusive questions like, "Do you want kids" "Are you living with your boyfriend" "Do your parents care about you living with your boyfriend", or "What's your religious beliefs". Depending on the person, I will answer all of the questions, but I just find it odd when people I barely even know ask those questions...

Oh god, that reminds me how annoying it is when people ask questions like "so when are you getting married and/or have kids?" Or when I say I don't want kids, lots of people look shocked and say things like "you'll change your mind." Apparently everyone is expected to want the same things.

[Rantz]

"Stop humping my leg, you weird smurfer!"

[Pike]

The terms "going green" or "carbon footprint" drive me up a wall and I've no idea why.

Also annoying: most super-conservative image macros/copypastas that make the rounds on Facebook or that my Grandpa "helpfully" emails me on a weekly basis.

"Mary Sue" - hate that term as a writer, I could fill up a novel with why I hate this term and why everyone misuses it.

Anyways

Re: some of the other things mentioned in this thread:

I just don't use the word "literally" in my writing. Not because I don't know what it actually means, but because I don't want to inadvertently trigger the Grammar Nazis.

Nobody has ever asked me if I'm going to have kids. Actually I get the opposite: people tell me NOT to, which is ironic because I actually do want a kid or two at some point. I think it's because I look like I'm about 17.

[Jinx]

Nobody has ever asked me if I'm going to have kids. Actually I get the opposite: people tell me NOT to, which is ironic because I actually do want a kid or two at some point. I think it's because I look like I'm about 17.

or this:

"Hush now, mummy's almost conquered the Roman Empire. I'll feed you soon!"

6 HOURS LATER

"Mrs. Pike MILF, we've received a report of child neglect and abuse in this home."

[Raistlin]

Here's some old peeves of mind: I refuse to use the common terms "pro-life" or "pro-choice" with respect to the abortion rights debate. They are emotional propaganda terms that I refuse to use on principle, despite being passionately pro-abortion rights. I'll just say pro/anti-abortion or abortion rights.

[Clo]

YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO

[NorthernChaosGod]

YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO

SWAG

[sharkythesharkdogg]

An aside back to the sandwich topic. Baby spinach instead of lettuce.


One of the big comments that annoys me is the combinations of, "I don't know how to do (blank). I heard you know, can you help me?"

"No that can't be right. You're way off. Thanks anyway."


Thanks for arguing with me on how to do something after you said you don't know how to do it, and asked for my help.

[Denmark]

"How did you two meet?"

[Jiro]

Just saying that sandwiches are the best.

[Beowulf]

SWAG, YOLO, GANGSTA!

Oh, and "Baby Daddy." I smurfing HATE that. God. If you're together, he's your BOYFRIEND. Not BABY DADDY. trout.

[Shiny]

People who ask me in really intrusive questions like, "Do you want kids" "Are you living with your boyfriend" "Do your parents care about you living with your boyfriend", or "What's your religious beliefs". Depending on the person, I will answer all of the questions, but I just find it odd when people I barely even know ask those questions...

Oh god, that reminds me how annoying it is when people ask questions like "so when are you getting married and/or have kids?" Or when I say I don't want kids, lots of people look shocked and say things like "you'll change your mind." Apparently everyone is expected to want the same things.

Being an active member of a church (yes, Wesley: shock, horror, etc) a year ago when I was a lot less mature, AND ONLY JUST TURNED 20 BARELY, I would tell people I didn't ever really want to get married. (This has changed.) They'd all say, "Oh, you'll change your mind." And I did. But it's really troutty and it undermines someone as a human being to say that their own opinion about their own life isn't valid, because it's not what society expects.


smurf people, I am in a bad mood.

Yes...I told a lady I didn't want kids right now, and she said, "Oh, really? Wow!" Like it was that shocking for a twenty year old (well I was twenty then) not to want kids.