Cornelius Sulla. Bam, biotches.
Now modify it so that when we do it, we create an alternative timeline that we can observe but does not affect the way things turned out in our timeline: Scipio Africanus. It'd be interesting to see how the world would have turned out if the Carthaginians had won.
I would read that.Originally Posted by krissy
I'm to pick one person from history and then pretend to be a Greek king? I... what? I can't make out what I'm supposed to be writing about. Are we picking someone from history to kill or something?
All these people replying, and me just feeling very slow and idiotic.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Justin Bieber.
Adam Lambert. Smurfing awesome singer and performer, stylish, sexy, What-Have-You... but compared to Clay Aiken, he's seemed more to sell his soul by using his gay to make more money. It's not the flamboyance... Liberace, Elton John, Queen are all equally guilty of that. No, I feel the same way about Lambert's career as I feel toward those jrockers who sell out the whole of cross-dressing for their nitpicky fanbase of whatever the J-terminology is supposed to be.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
the king leonidas thing was really moreso in reference to kicking that person square in the chest into a pit
Carl Sagan
He'd be fascinated by his own death
there was a picture here
Yeah, I have aboslutely no idea what this thread is asking, but the logical answer to any question would be Dr. Phil.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I didn't think the question was that confusing, honestly. What's wrong with you people? Maybe I need to spartan kick you down the hole for some reflection time.
Right?
♥ Christmas' Beginner Guide for this thread.♥I'm to pick one person from history and then pretend to be a Greek king? I... what? I can't make out what I'm supposed to be writing about. Are we picking someone from history to kill or something?
All these people replying, and me just feeling very slow and idiotic.
Step 1: You are that topless Spartan King
Step 2: You pick one victim of your choice to push down the pit.
Step 3: Put your pants on and stop wanking.
Step 4: Start posting.
A visual aid can help greatly. Below is one.
And that concludes the lesson. If you still dun understand, then go suck a blitzball or stop clicking on this thread.
Thank you Class and have a nice day.
~Christmas ♥
Last edited by Christmas; 09-22-2012 at 03:14 AM.
I understood the OP, but now Christmas's instructions have just made me confused and in some serious discomfort. I think the order of Step 3 needs to be reversed.
Everyone who says 'could care less'
smurf those people.
Kinged
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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