Boys are so predictable when it comes to pussies!
Earlier I linked Huxley to the Amazon wishlist for this website Blind Cat Rescue Home Page and told him not to spend all his money on it.
He spent all his money on it!
(SPOILER)(Actually I think it's very cute)
Are you a sucker for this sort of thing?
i knew immediately this was going to be the most innocent thread ever
Kitties yes!!!!!
This isn't about sucking pussies?
I like pussies! I want to be nice to all the pussies, hairy pussies, bald pussies, pussies that are perfectly healthy and those with whom something is a little bit wrong! It's terrible to see pussies mistreated and if I can do something to revert that mistreatment then so help me God I'm going to help those pussies feel better.
That website makes me feel so awful for the cats, but also very happy someone set up such a rescue. I will have to send a donation.
Yes, I am a huge sucker for pussies.
I WANT A BLIND CAT
Originally Posted by Fynn
Way to break my heart, PikeYes, I would take them all
DONATED.
This is the first time I've ever paid money for pussy.
I know right.Way to break my heart, Pike
Why did you link me to the site about blind cats Pike? I was blissfully ignorant before. Now I want them all. God damn it!
Have you ever seen a pussy with two tongues?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
NOPE M-X WINS FOR HEARTBREAKING
you bastard
Everyone should donate to the EoFF paypal so we can donate collectively to this site or something.
More like most smurfing terrifying
I already donated a lot to this site. I forgot about it until now. And now I have to spend MORE money on it. Thanks for reminding me, Pike
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This thread has SOOOO much innuendo! Hilarious, but also a good cause too. I too love pussies.
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