oh god, i have a problem

[Jinx]

And its name is Butterfingers.

What things are you hopelessly addicted to?

[Faris]

Coffee. I have to have it every day or suffer with a mild migraine.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Food? Living? *shrug*

[Sephex]

I love to cheese wiz and crackers, but I seldom have it because it is so damn terrible for you.

[Shorty]

Cephalopods. I just can't get enough of them.

[Raistlin]

Reese's peanut butter eggs. I have said it before, but anyone who wants to kill me could simply give me an infinite supply of those. I would eat myself to death, and die happy.

[Jowy]

there is more peanut butter than chocolate in those hence the perfection.

nicotine, caffeine and loud music.

[Alpha2099]

Video games. And girls.

[Denmark]

Coffee. I have to have several cups of it multiple times a day or I suffer from painful, crippling depression. Or I get a headache and become cranky.

[Jinx]

Reese's peanut butter eggs. I have said it before, but anyone who wants to kill me could simply give me an infinite supply of those. I would eat myself to death, and die happy.

One time I got high and ate an entire package of these.


BEST EASTER EVER

[Psychotic]

Chocolate, specifically Dairy Milk and Creme Eggs when available. Also boobs.

[Rantz]

Crack cocaine.

Reese's peanut butter eggs. I have said it before, but anyone who wants to kill me could simply give me an infinite supply of those. I would eat myself to death, and die happy.

What if, in this completely hypothetical scenario, this hypothetical person wanted you to die unhappy?

[Night Fury]

Soda.
Cakes.
Cookies...

I have a huge sweet tooth.

[Clo]

Coconut.

[Raistlin]

Reese's peanut butter eggs. I have said it before, but anyone who wants to kill me could simply give me an infinite supply of those. I would eat myself to death, and die happy.

What if, in this completely hypothetical scenario, this hypothetical person wanted you to die unhappy?

Then they would have to find another method, because it is impossible to be anything but blissfully happy when you are stuffing yourself with Reese's peanut butter eggs.