He's not as cool as William Shartner.
He's not as cool as William Shartner.
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Sharty McFly in Back To The Future
Anyone up for a game of Mario Shart?
Sharty Temple. Pop Sharts. Shart Tank. Shartvel Comics. Shart Kahn. Shart Tsung. Shartshank Redemption. Shawshart Redemption. Sharty Gale. Shart Simpson. Shartiachi.
I don't wash my hair with shartpoo.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Shart! What light through yonder window breaks?
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Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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Sharty is an eenie meenie miney moe lava
Sharty is an eenie meenie miney moe lava
Sharty is an eenie meenie miney moe lava
Sharty is an eenie meenie miney moe lava
Sharty is an eenie meenie miney moe lava
Sharty is an eenie meenie miney moe lava
Sharty is an eenie meenie miney moe lava
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why is this happening
I don't know, man. That one right there was a stretch. Good effort, though!Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman
Because you're a shartbreaker, dream maker~why is this happening
Enabler. You are the worst.
what about dave
she seems like a dave
Don't soil Dave's good name with Sarah you awful man.
ok well how about brian? she also seems like a brian
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