streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Let's play a game
Okay so the first person to respond has to post a word, a common word. Something like shoe, heart, etc. The second person to respond has to post a vulgarity or otherwise entertaining word. Then we all post song lyrics, book titles, etc with the two words switched. Go.
Cheese.
Face
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
Moisture.
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streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
God that doesn't give us much.
How about Ah, the Power of Moisture!
I Am The Moisture. Who Moved My Moisture? Mice Eat Moisture by Modest Mouse.
Edit: ^ LMAO
Alright, new word: love.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
The magnificent switch-in for this one can be the ever-popular "Shart(y)".
As in, How Deep Is Your Sharty?
I wanna know what Sh- nevermind, already did that one.
And Iiiiiiiiiiiii will always Shart youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Shart Without You
Was there something supposed to be done about the cheese?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Bee Gees - Shart you inside and out
Death Cab - Some day you will be Sharted
Al Pacino stars in "Dog Shart Afternoon".
New word: Switch "Storm" (or any disaster) with "Egregario"
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
The Perfect Egregario.
I leave and this happens
You guys are the worst
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