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    Buster Rawhide.

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    General Jiggler.

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    Richard "Dick" Shauffet.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Über-Sephiroth, Ninja Master of the Universe.

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    Buster Hymen or Max Impact

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    Jeremy Wienerfield

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

    In that case, mine is Lance Destructo-cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?
    Yeah, that's what I originally thought. In that case, my name would be Rex Mallard (the first street I can remember off the top of my head).

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    Sisko Woodlawn would be my name according to that rule.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?
    That is a good way to get people to reveal answers to account security questions and is best not done.

    Levian.

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    Richard "Make You See Heaven" Hugemungous. Or Dick Mungo for short.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Skip Lewis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by G13 View Post
    Skip Lewis.

    You sound like a kid in a 50's sitcom.



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