Episode 4: Death of a Friend...?


We start off with learning that Shorty broke her weapon. Sure, you may have saved Jiro's life but breaking your weapon? smurfing inexcusable!


Anyway, we gather the necessary items and go outside to sleep, but this asshole woke us up. So what we can't sleep in the streets!? We voted for Ron Paul; rules mean nothing! So, we leave town to rest. We need to restore Shorty, Pike, and Hux's spells for the day.


Two people totally did it. Hint: it's not who you think.


Not only did that punk kid see the whole thing, but these pricks interrupted the fun. To arms!


Even though Jiro's almost dead, he still kicks ass. smurf yeah!


So again. Oh my! Someone reloads quickly.


So anyway, we walk down a bit and these things show up and pummel Pike down to one hit point. Jiro totally botches his shot and things don't look good.


Quin gets his ass pounded too, but since he has an excellent Constitution score, the damage didn't fell him like it would most other characters. Still, he's smurfed up badly.


Hux lands a critical hit on the last one and it literally explodes into little meaty bits, so he's the MVP of the battle! (Suck it, Jiro!)


All the sudden, this asshole appears. Who the smurf are you!?


Oh, Quin. So pure, so innocent, so stupid.


Wrong choice. Who do you think you are, me?


Quin decides to grow a smurfing spine and resists arrest LIKE A BOSS. So now it's a fight to the death.


Luckily he dies before he could do any harm. Yay! Better yet, we get our first set of plate armor for Quin so know he'll suck at not getting hit less. Yay! Now onwards to the next area! Nothing bad could possibly happen there!


Lad di da dee, what a fine day in the evening, we are great friends who shall al surely survive this journey~ We shall not be attacked by a group of seven hobgoblins with bows~


W...what? NOOOOOOO! Hux has died! They shot two arrows at him before I could even catch the screenshot. YOU BASTARDS.


The coward ran away from the scene of the crime, but Quin ran after him, swearing to avenge his fallen comrade.



Jiro shoots the guy and he explodes into little meaty bits as well. Serves him right! But now our beloved friend and priest, the great dwarf I'm My Own Minister, is dead. What will Pike do?


Oh well. New character time! This is Tifa's Boobs, a halfling thief with an insane dexterity and pink hair. Pink. Hair. How is she not the coolest member of the party yet?


We salvaged Hux's stuff and gave her leather armor and a short sword to start. Booyah! Looks like she'll fit right it in, with those...sizable...assets.

Anyway, stay tuned for the next episode!

THE GRAVEYARD
I'm My Own Minister
Neutral Good+Dwarf+ Fighter/Cleric-->Double Penetrated by Hobgoblin Arrows in Episode 4