I'm a suppository of useless information

[Jiro]

Goddammit my mind is now soiled

[Denmark]

Complete male dominance right there.

[Christmas]

Do you know that Shlup did this?

[Bubba]

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this, the male uses his penis to DRILL A VAGINA into the female.

Why doesn't she just jerk him off?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Jerking off and angry drill bit sounds equally bad. Maybe she wanted to keep her hands?

[Tigmafuzz]

Jerking off and angry drill bit sounds equally bad. Maybe she wanted to keep her hands?

It doesn't really look like a drill bit. More like a hypodermic needle.

[Laddy]

Yay, bug penis-drills. I'm pretty sure there's a few places you can talk about that with other people who are perfectly interested.

Skittles have gelatin, so they're technically meat.

[Christmas]

Did you know that we once have an EoFF Play?

Did you know that Psychotic was once a prophet?

Did you know that someone revived Manus' newbie thread and he went to edited out his posts?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Dammit, now I miss Cz.

[Pike]

Useless information doesn't work so well online because anyone could have wikipedia open in a tab. Pretty impressive in real life, though!

You know, if you're into that sort of thing.

[Jiro]

Wow. I'm not nearly as cynical as I thought. See I just assumed that most people would never use Wikipedia and would only contribute information they genuinely already knew. Goddamn. This changes everything.

[Pike]

It's like I'm really that person telling kids that Santa Claus doesn't exist

[Bubba]

It's like I'm really that person telling kids that Santa Claus doesn't exist

What? What the hell are you talking about?! Who eats the mince pie on Christmas Eve?! The sherry???

HIS REINDEER EAT OUR CARROTS, GODDAMMIT!!!!!

[Unbreakable Will]

I tend to remember a lot of what I read. Especially if its a topic I'm fascinated by, such as astrophysics.

Time travel, for example, is theoretically possible. Forward, at least. Backwards...I believe not due to the wormhole would collapse on itself.

In order to travel forward in time, you need to attempt to go the speed of light. Now, as weird as this sounds, the universe does not like that. So time would slow down around you. Basically, more or less, you would travel near the speed of light for a full day, and roughly 100 years around you would pass.

I think. My math COULD be wrong...

It takes light approximately 6 hours to reach the start formerly known as a planet, Pluto. It would take us approximately 24 years. So roughly 100 years would pass in a day of traveling at light speed.

Neat. I need to do this.

If the wonderful authors of Cracked are to be believed, time travel has already happened, at CERN the scientists there found that several neutrinos arrived a few nanoseconds ahead of schedule (this was after they completely lost track of them beforehand). Said scientists are pondering if they could somehow use these neutrinos to send messages to the past or future.

On another note there is a small island just off the coast of India populated by a tribal people who have avoided the modern world through sheer hostility alone. When the tsunami happened a few years back they sent a chopper to see if the inhabitants survived, their question was answered with arrows covered in blood and feces.

[Tigmafuzz]

It's like I'm really that person telling kids that Santa Claus doesn't exist

ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE AND TELL ME ELMO ISN'T REAL?!?! AND CURIOUS GEORGE?!?! HUH?!?!?!

If the wonderful authors of Cracked are to be believed, time travel has already happened, at CERN the scientists there found that several neutrinos arrived a few nanoseconds ahead of schedule (this was after they completely lost track of them beforehand). Said scientists are pondering if they could somehow use these neutrinos to send messages to the past or future.

That was already proven to be faulty data