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    Just went to type out "totally squeeing" and my phone said nope and changed it to "totally aqualung."

    Let's hear your auto-correct stories.

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    HEY, SQUEEING (DUNdundundundunnnnndun)

    i have a phone without autocorrect, and i spell all my words correctly on the internet. i just had to make the Tull reference

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    Aqualung is a good song.

    Why were you typing "squeeing" anyway? Is that even a verb?

    Also, I don't have auto-correct problems because my phone is awesome and lets me turn auto-correct off if I don't want it. And I don't want it.
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    I can't remember what I typed, but I was texting someone to basically say we would be there soon, and autocorrect somehow morphed the sentence into implying that we would be there... after a threesome.


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    One time I got really drunk and tried to text Sharky something about having a good night.

    What I ended up saying was something about "sex hood aliens."

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    My phone's auto correct will often post some thong I don't Nintendo.

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    When I say "do" I do not mean "so" iPhone Every. single. time.

    It gets weirder sometimes but no examples at this moment.



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    Me: "Think I lost my penis last night"

    Friend: "Stuck in your own vagina?"

    Me: "I meant PEN!! What in the world!"

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    "dead" instead of "dear" once

    my biggest problem are my fat thumbs that occasionally put a "z" at the end instead of a period.

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    I believe I've already shared this here, but the worst one I've ever had was "I hurt my knee today" being corrected into "I hit my nigger today". It was terrible. I don't even use the N word, I have no idea why it thought I was going there!

    My most recent one was "I will jump in the lake with you" corrected to "I will hump in the lake with you", texted to a girl who I knew liked me but I wasn't really that into. Her response was full of eagerness and I didn't notice the auto-correct mishap until much much later. :x

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    You people and your iPhones.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    You people and your iPhones.
    ITT: Jealousy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    You people and your iPhones.
    they are pretty awesome
    Last edited by Jowy; 09-27-2012 at 08:34 PM. Reason: Posted from my Verizon Wireless iPhone 4S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    You people and your iPhones.
    ITT: Jealousy some semblance of intellect
    FTFY
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    I'm too amazing to make mistakes, but Sarah once told me she wanted to feed the f**ks with me. This was on a regular keyboard. Barely on topic. Still funny.

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