FF Olympics! Class jingle!
Back again guys, everyday I'm hustlin' a new Olympic event! This event is not an event of valor, or honor, or strength, or wit. As Christmas said in another thread, this event is a test of creativity! Specifically your lyrical musical talents!
The premise of this event is simple, make a song that's lyrics include every class
of Final Fantasy III!Again the judge of this will be the honorable
(SPOILER)JUDGE PSYCHOTIC!
You have about five days! Go! Have fun
Last edited by Goldenboko; 09-28-2012 at 01:45 PM.
I am going to be so harsh on all of you
And by all I mean none.
Get yo' Simon on.
This might be something I could do. I'll have to find an appropriate song to work with.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
What's the time limit? Once I have some time alone, I'll write a song.
Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 09-30-2012 at 04:43 PM. Reason: Pussy out.
Man I keep forgetting this time limits! 5 days or so! Will edit that into initial post!
Class jingles
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the Onion Knights!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the Freelancers!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the Black Mages!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the White Mages!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the Red Mages!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the fighting Monks!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the fearsome Warriors!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the sneaky Theives!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the Geomancers!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the loyal Knights!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the Rangers or maybe the Hunters!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the highly educated Scholars!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes those spoony Bards!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the mighty Black Belts!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the dreaded Dark Knights!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the wonder Dragoons!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the conjuring Evokers!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the most mighty Vikings!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the shaman Devouts!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the mysterious Warlocks!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the silent Ninjas!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the spellcasting Sages!"
La de la la la~
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
"Hey, there goes the Summoners!"
La de la la la~
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Oh. My. God.
Very good! Better than I could have imagined. Even if most of it is:
Final Fantasy III classes
Your class is my class too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
[Insert job class here]
What song is that, Proto?
I believe it's John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
23 Classes
23 classes have we been,
Scholar went into the big blue,
didn't know about Ultros,
remained we, 22.
22 classes have we been,
wanted to fight giant dragon,
Ninja stood in Fire Breath,
remained we, 21.
21 classes have we been,
Sage smashed lantern with Holy,
Tonberry walked up to him,
remained we, 20.
20 classes have we been,
got ambushed by Bandersnatches plenty,
two got behind our Black Mage,
remained we, 19.
19 classes have we been,
took on a Lamia Queen,
Monk was awstruck by her beauty,
remained we, 18.
18 classes have we been,
Summoner went for cherub heavenly,
Ultima did not comply,
remained we, 17.
17 classes have we been,
Red Mage wanted to see things unseen,
looked Basilisk right in the eye,
remained we, 16.
16 classes have we been,
Warrior swung at Cactuar green,
10000 Needles came his way,
remained we, 15.
15 classes have we been,
wizards took on elemental mean,
White Mage was quickly silenced,
remained we, 14.
14 classes have we been,
were ordered to take out rampaging machine,
Omega looked at our Knight,
remained we, 13.
13 classes have we been,
into a dungeon we would delve,
Ranger no good in close quarters,
remained we, 12.
12 classes have we been,
Thief went for sword from heaven,
chance to steal was far too low,
remained we, 11.
11 classes have we been,
"Now it's time we fight like men!",
Bards are no good when it comes to that,
remained we, 10.
10 classes have we been,
Black Belt told us "This one's mine",
barehandedly attacked a Bomb,
remained we, 9.
9 classes have we been,
came up to Behemoth Great,
Dark Knight just attacked head on,
remained we, 8.
8 classes have we been,
Dark Priest yelled "In the name of Yevon!",
Dragoon jumped down on Dark Aeon,
remained we, 7.
7 classes have we been,
Evoker challenged Wedge and Biggs,
those two've made it through some tough times,
remained we, 6.
6 classes have we been,
Ninja sharpened his deadly knife,
Moguo did too, kupo,
remained we, 5.
5 classes have we been,
Viking knocked at the door,
Door turned out t'be Demon Wall,
remained we, 4.
4 classes have we been,
Magus found some Cockatrice,
Momma came to aid her children,
remained we, 3.
3 classes have we been,
found a sleeping Ochu
Summoner's arts might be too loud,
remained we, 2.
2 classes have we been,
Devout tried a new weapon, a gun,
turned out he's no good with it,
remained I, one.
Onion Knight have I been
but never ever worry about me,
for I may once grow up to be,
eventually, an allround team.
That was bloody excellent, Karifean. xD
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I dedicate this one to Iceglow.
(SPOILER)
Here's the tune for you. It is, like Karifean's, called 23 Classes, but for an entirely different reason.
Let's begin.
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
Hit me
He's got the Thief patrol on potion patrol
Warriors wanna make sure his casket's closed
Evoker critics say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
He's a Scholar stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with just the Freelancer dealt
You'd celebrate the minute you unlocked Black Belt
So smurf critics, you can kiss my mouldy old Sage
If you don't like the lyrics then tell Red Mage
Bards on radio, if we don't play they show
They sack Devout, but we don't give a trout, so
All these Magus try and save our ass
So Onion Knights get more skill 'n' gil, smurfers
I don't know what you take us as
Or understand the power that the crystal has
From orphan to badass Ninja, we ain't dumb
We got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one, hit me
23 classes but Chemist ain't one
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
August 24, Jap's new version is raw
Chibi smurfing graphics makin' my eyes real sore
I got two choices y'all, let it smurfin' win or
Face Cloud of Darkness after grinding some more
Now, I ain't tryin' to make it a piece of cake
But I got some gil, and the world is at stake
So I get back into Eff Eff Three
I heard, "Son why the smurf are you attacking me?"
Cause I'm a young Black Mage, my hat's real low
You look like a Geomancer, I don't know
Are you a Dark Knight or should I guess some more?
"To pass here you need t' be level fifty five or more"
"Step down here and don't move, I'm a smurfing Summoner
Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
Well I ain't talkin' out of it but my quest is legit
"We're gonna check your inventory a li'l bit..."
My inventory is locked, buddy Monk is expecting me back
So unless you a Knight I'm sayin' smurf that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, get me some type of Ranger or some
Somebody important or something"
I ain't mastered it but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my kit
"We'll see how smart you are when the Vikings come"
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one, hit me
23 classes but Chemist ain't one
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
23 classes but Chemist ain't one
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
23 classes but Chemist ain't one
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
23 classes but Chemist ain't one
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
Now, once upon a time, not too long ago
White Mages were the worst kind of class yo
But things have changed, they ain't no pussy
Might heal your wounds if you a bit wimpy
Hit the final battle but I was bored
Was just messing around as per the norm
Went into that fight ignoring elemental type
Figured I didn't need to bother with that tripe
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma start losin'
My boys be actin' like they been boozin'
There I go with a game over again
Gotta do the whole smurfing lot once again
Fiends on the floor scratchin' again
All that level grindin' and man
I ain't got the patience to starting again
Do all that trout twice I don't know if I can
All because my healing was sub par man
Tryin' to be a hero, ignorin' danger
If only there were another class to get healing done
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
23 classes but Chemist ain't one
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
23 classes but Chemist ain't one
If you been poisoned I feel bad for you son
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
Attack when I'm grinding for you
Attack, Attack, Attack
Attack when I'm grinding for you
Attack, Attack, Attack
I'm about to save
(Every time I almost died)
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
(Every time I needed life)
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
(Every time I almost died)
I got 23 classes but Chemist ain't one
(Every time I needed life)
I got 23 classes and I'm about to save
It's...it's so beautiful.
That was brilliantCause I'm a young Black Mage, my hat's real low
You look like a Geomancer, I don't know
Are you a Dark Knight or should I guess some more?
"To pass here you need t' be level fifty five or more"
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