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    Braaaaaains Why does acne even exist

    I still get pimples sometimes

    I hate when I feel them coming on and there's nothing I can do about it

    Who else hates their skin at moments like this?

    (SPOILER)oh and I get rosacea too, someone just shoot me now

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    I think it's like this, okay

    When God created humans, right

    He knew we'd all be horny little pervs starting at the age of 12

    So he caused hormones to cover us in pimples

    So we'd find each other grotesque



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    It's because even god hates teenagers.

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    your skin has pores so you can breathe and sometimes those pores get clogged with dirt and oil because the world is dirty and those clogged pores turn into pimples which are kind of like pearls so if you pretend you're an oyster you can feel good about yourself

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    Pimples are like bubble wrap: they give us something to pop and amuse ourselves with when we're bored.

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    Sarah used to have problems with acne. Then she figured out maybe she should stop eating a pound and a half of chocolate every day
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    If you like Mountain Dew Live Wire the most, that pretty much explains your acne.


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    I get a pimple here and there still, but it doesn't bother me. I don't think I had a lot of zits as a teen, either.

    However, I must admit popping one and watching it splatter all over the mirror is insanely satisfying.

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    Ew Sephex. Not even if they actually exploded. Ok, never mind. Only if they actually exploded.

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    Yeah I've struggled with acne since I was 13, I'm 21 and I still get really bad breakouts every now and again no matter what I do. Although I've found that shaving regularly really cuts down on them.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    shaving regularly really cuts down on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    shaving regularly really cuts down on them.
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    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    I have zero tolerance for anything undesirable to appear on my face. I request this thread to be deleted with immediate effect before any scary images of pimples start appearing and defile this holy place we call EoFF.

    ME FACE FACE, NO PIMPLE PIMPLE. ME LIKE GOOD GOOD SKIN.

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    I used to struggle with it when I was a stupid young teen. I didn't listen to my mother and wash my face as much as I was supposed to, so I got pimples a lot. But now I realize how important that is, and do it religiously. So no pimples. Maybe the occasional one that just happens every now and then. But nothing NEAR like before. D:


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    (charm)anders was right Pike's Avatar
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    If it's between Mountain Dew and acne then I choose acne!

    Anyways, you know what else sucks? Getting a pimple in your ear. Or your nose. Screw that.

    I'm glad I don't have acne the way I did when I was a teen, I just get a pimple every now and again. I still hate it.
    Last edited by Pike; 09-28-2012 at 11:44 AM.

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