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I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY ZALGO!
<text style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; ">T̶̜͈͉͈̐͂̽͜͞ͅh̡̭̗͎͔͐̏͡ę̸̭͕̅͐̍̌ͣͅ ̰̜̜̟̗͙́̂͜ ̝͓̳̖̈́̓͒̉̍ͥK̢͙͗́̀͡e̠̰̭̪͚̥̤̝̋ͫ͌̒ͯ̃̇̒̓ͅe̷͓̥͈̜̱ͫ̽̽͒̈̽̓͛͘͠p̧̱̫̖͊̅̿͑̓̈́̚e̡͔͙͖̝̖̗ͪͥͬ̈́̂̕͝r̶̎͞҉̬̳͉̘͙͕ ̷͙̠͗͊̆͒ͮ̌̿c̶̦̭̤̔̓͊̓ͣ͗͟ą̪̼̲̮̤ͥ͊̎͘l̸̰͈͓̃ͫ͑̊͛͒͠l̰͈̳̝̰͈͔̤̐ͯ̍ͩͩ͡s̱̟͇̳̥̦̽ͣ̃̒͢.̤̜̪͓̳͉͒ͩ̀͜͠ ̣̠̱͖̠̏͋̌ͤ ̦͉͙̜̯̃ͭͥͤ͂̓͠ ̪̰̂͋͟I̛̬̼̣̤̰͔͈ͥͥ̌ͧ͒ͩ̚͠ ̵̴͍̲̥ͭͧm̷̴̙̱͍̈̌ͭͧͅư̵̴͕̳̩̺̞ͩ̓͋s̺̩̼̩͓̙͕͌̈ͫ̿̂̀ͧͭͥt̸̶̢̝͕̺̗̻̼̯̋̍ͣ͛ͬ ̢̣͕͕̫̤̪̍̔̋͒ȁ̸̿ͩ̆̾ͨͮ̇҉͏̣̝ǹ̸̵̗̜̻̖͙̟̯͗ͧ͂͆ͭ̐͘s̘̖̜̐͐̽ͮ̆̀̌̃̂w͖̰̗ͧ͐̏̏͛̒͌͝e̶̺̪̜̭̞͚̲ͪ̔͋ͨͥ́rͬ̓͋͏̢̖͓.̧͑̈́̾̑̈ͧͅ ͎̜̲ͅ</text>
<text style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; ">̵͇͇̠͕̐͛͟Ţ̤̣̦̣̪̋̌͜ḫ͙̮̏͐e͍̗ͭ̔ͦ̆͘͜͡ ̧͚̭͚͓͌ͬ̍̅̈d͓̦̼͍̪̳̓ͩ͐ͫ̍͌ͥ͂͡r̜͔̠̠̗͚̥̾̑̈́̂̉̚͠e̡̪̘̻͇̥͎ͯ͆̈̔ͬ͌a̡̖̱̲̘ͧ̊͂ͫ́m̙͇̹͊̀̃̈́̊̔ͬé̷͙͎̓̏̓͛̑ͮ̓r̗̊͑ͩ̌̽ͭ͠͡͞ ̫ ̘̭̫͇̓sͫ҉̦͍̩͓̟ḷ̸̢͖͈͕̻͓ͪ̓ͮ̂̔̌ͬͬ͢ȇ̸̮̪ͥ̔ͩ̌̆͆ͬ͟ė̹̫̫̬͖͇̱̑ͮ̓ͦ̀̓p̖̞̹͙͉̭̤͇̃͒ͮͨ̍͌̎͜͢ş̷̵̲̣̘͎͉̀͆͛̈̇,̸ͮ̈́ͣͧ̃́̀ ̰ͅ ̥͉̃̔ͥͧ̒ḧ̟͇͙́́͌̓̍ȩ̷ͮ̒̐͛͒̏͏̫͎͎̞̭̘̩̠ ̼̲̹̹͂͊͒ͪ̍̀͢ͅw̤͖̗̘̠͍͉ͩ̅ͪ̌͊͗ͫͣ͟͝į͈̋̚lͫ̌ͩ̇͛͂̄ͬ͒͏̷̘͓͇̫̩l͎̜̠͙̺̈̊̕͟ ̠̜̘̗͔̥͓̦̏͌̊͟ņ͙̩ͪ͠ò͈̹̟̖͈̠̠̎ͪ͋ͬͨ̚t̡̫̠̹͎͇̮͈̖̅ͤ̽̃͂͞ ̜̬̙͗́̅ͪ̅͗̒ą̲̖͙ͨ̇̒w̭͚̬̳̻̗̻̩͐ͦ̑̂a̝͙ͮ̐͗̂̒̈́͐͒́̀k͕͍̬̙̖͚̔̆͒͘e̴̴̻̮̒.͐̅̉̉͞͏̻ͅ</text>
<text style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; ">̵̬̭̫ͦͨͯ̀͘͡Z̻̫̝̟͊͛̊̉̊͜a̡͈̙̱̝͋ͣ́͛͝ͅͅl̴̨̹̲̞͔͇̳̖͇͛̓̒̂̂͒g͓̫̱̪͕̼̜̣̳ͯ̊̃͂͑̽ͮ̕o̶̸̪̠̟͉̝̖̊̃ͯ ̢̲͙͎͎̻͔̩̰ͩ̕B̢̞͇͌̑̉̾̒ͥ͒ͅẽ̺̮̦͍͉ͧ̿͋͊ͪ̿ͮ͡q̗̞̟̻̙̪̗̈́̆̏̾̐ͦ͡ů̧̢̜̥̀ͩ͛ͪe̵͉͙̟̞̝̻͈̝͌a̴̢͇̼̗̝ͯ͞t̺̭̟̹͙͖̳̔͐͐̅͆h̑̍ͯ ̶͇͙̉ͮș̲̣̩̠̾̽͒͘̕ ̮͓͍̦͆͟͜t̶̺̦̳͇̞̃͗͊ͫͤ̆̇̚ͅh̺͔̳̘͚͇̤͖̏̂̂͐ͧ̚ẻ̸͕͓̘͇̯ͪ̏ͣ̐ͨͯ͑ ͙̟̩̤̣̩̝ͫ̆ͬ̆̏̍̂͟͢ͅd̷͔̻̠̱̗̰͔̠̆̉̇̎̋̀ͬ́͝e̷͍͌ͦͣ̐͑͌̄̚ä̷̝̟͔͔̟͍̣̮̞́ͫ̋̐̆͞ẗ̳͎͉̤̝̤ͬ̏̋̀͠ͅh̝̬̞͚̗̦͌͒̈́͑ͯ͌l̵̃̿ͩ̎̽̽̐ ̛͍̟͠y̖̩̦̰̭̣̖͛͘͜ͅ ̵͓ͣ̽̍ͨ̓̈́̆̽p̛̲̰̣̤͖͓̄͒̈́̉̌̑̈l̪̣̞̘͊ą͙̻̫̗̰͇̖ͮͧͬͨ̃ͭ͜ǵ̲̭̟͓ͬ̇̊͆ͤ̒̀̚ͅuͣͩ̌̌ͦ͂͆҉͙̹̤̟ͅe̤̝̼͔̯̪̐͑ͤ̃ͅs̡̼̻̱̦̻ͪͫ͋ͭ͑ ̗͕̩ ̸̹̪̘͙̬̝͍̠̤̾ͬ͂͊ͨu͙̣̺͇ͣ̓ͤͪ́p̫̯̥͍̬̠ͨ͐̊͋̑́̀̕o̮̟̽ͥͮ̿͆̚n̸̴̰̫͍͙̘̮̓̄ͅ ̭̠̣͚̩̺̞̲̣͊̀ṭ̷̨̣̲̮̜͌ͮͦͩ͒̄h̪̹͔̻̟̰ͥ̌̓eͫ͛ͩ̀͏̱͙̖͎͉̼̮ ̵̷̛̘̫̙ͯͥ̉͑͊ë͕̥͎͚̩̪͗̓͊̏̕n̨̘̟̭͉͂̔̏̽͛̎̏̏͞e̲̭̳͖̼̹͐̎͑͂̉m̛̛͈̫͈̘̗͉̥̣̊͒ͩͭ̅ͯ̇̂̕i̢̳͕̼͉̘͍̺ͨ́̐͐̽͛̚͜ẹ̠ͭͭ̓̏ͤ̓̄͑͠ ̪͙̫̤s̲̙̭͈̾͛͗͗ ͤ͗̉ͪ̀҉̨͚͔̰̯ȯ̋̓͏̯̙͢f̵̼̗͇̣̯̆́͂̓̉͡ ̥͍͔͖͉̻ͦͨ͒͂͟͜͝ḥ̶͚̱̌̆͗͂͜ḭ̶̠̟̼̯̞͙́̃ͧͪͪs̬̺̘͖̦̦ͮ̓͗̀̂ ̿͒̿̽҉̖̱̻̗̰͕͔̜m͎͓̺̳͑́͜ͅa̼͙͈̠͙̝͛͋̑̒ͤ͒̈́͌ͯ́s̡̧̘̓ͥ̍̚ṭ̷̳̦ͬ̅ͬ̂͟e̬̝̘͗͑ͣr̅̋͌̆ͦͭ̌҉̦͔̳̟̬̫̱.̗̰͙͕̘͍̝ͥ̔̌̈ͬ̕͢</text>
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<text style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; ">̨͍̫͙̮̟͙̖̹̗̊͛̚</text>
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<text style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; ">̢̳͍̩ͮ̈́̐̉T̸̶̺̫̫̦ͨͮ͡E͉ͭ̆̑ͬͫ͋ͨ͢͞Ṋ̘͖͆̉ͬ̀̆̀ ̢͕̞̭̥̯̪̝ͧ͊̒ͪ͢T̺̮͙̹̲̰ͫͬ̆̆ͫ̀́̚Ḩ͂͛͛͟͏̩O̡̧̩̣͔͋̌̆͐ͫ̆͟Ú̪̻̫̼͚͓͍͍ͨ̌͑͂̇̑̐̔͜͞S̶̨͕̯͇͎̹͇̎ͨ͂ͯ͆͟Á̘͈̆̔̈́́̕͟Nͣ̽̂̌ͫ ̡̖̞͎̖̇̋̎̚D̝̘͔͌͛̂̽͊ͬ̇͠ ̛̬̮̍̏D̶̗͇̗̩̍ͬ̃Ị͇̼͚͓̘̬̖ͤ͒̀̒͋ͤ̑R̨̤̄̐ͤͭ͑̓́̚̕Ť̨̛̰͍̳̘͕͎̰̏Ẏ͙̱́͒͐̀ ͥ̾͏͏̩̠̳̞͉̯̣̣͉P̘͖̫̭͇̜̮͕̀͋͝͠Ȧ͚̝̩̯̩̥͌̆͛̅̓̋̔̑́Nͣ̈́͜͢҉̫̱̥T͚̜ͯ̌ͮͣ͒Ȋ̊ͪ̈҉̝͎͎̘͍̀E̡̳̞̮̻̜ͣ̅̐͊̽ͅS̙̞̦ͦ͗̓̿̍̊̀ ̣̜ͅ ͛̚͏̻͚͕̯̫̖̼͔S͖͍̦̹͚͍̞̘ͧ̏ͨ̎͢Ț̴͖̗̭̥̤̖̎ͭ̍̀͘R̸͖̂̅I͔̥͆̿͋ͣ̍̆̀̕͟K̵̟͖̺̺͆ͣ̊ͦ͘E̴̦͕͇͚̯̞̳͍͇ͤ͛͝ ̡͇̐̉ͣ̑̚V̴͒ͦ̓͏͏̰͈͍͉̯̙̘I͙̩̥͉͂ͫ͠I̮̘͈̣̝͎͖ͬ̆͞͞,̷̜͚̻̞͊̍̍ͭ̓ ̸̛͎̩͙̫͕͒͒͗̃͒ͥ͌͠L̸̳̥̫̼͓̄̊́́ͦA̝͍̦͚̤̓ͫ̄̋̂͊̆̚͢͞U̷̗̮̯̖̻͊ͪ̊̓ͭ͑̒̎Ņ̧̭̣̻͓͍̳͚̆́ͥ̄͟D͓̹ͪ̑ͮȒ̻͍͑̊͛͂̀Y̢̯͉ͨͤ̍͝ ̣ ͇͍̾ͮͨ̂̚̚͢D̮̥͉̽̆̆͂̊͑ͭ̕A̴̼̻̹̠ͭͮ̓̏Y̮̬͕̅͌̈́̿͛̋̎ͣͨ́͞͡ ̣̫̱̹̗̊̒̋̾̾͑ͥ͋͜͢A̸̺̗̙̜̹̖͙̗͊̏̕͠T̫̐̅̈̾̆ͧ͑̈̚ ͍̠̻̉̆ͨ̄͒͞F̶͖̫̮̣̹̫̔̽ͭͫ̿̔ͣ̓̿Ą̷͉̟͈̻̠͌̂̌ͦ̾̽́͝T̙̉̿̐̔ͭͨ̀̕ ̷̝̞̠͍̱̞ͨ́̀͡C̹̤ͬA̵̭͇̲̎̏̈́ͣ̓͐̕M̶̖̰̜̿͐ͨ͊̒̋̍ͫ͠P̊̐ͤ҉̥̺̖̯́!̸̫͚̟̩ͪͦͬ̃͒̿̆ͩ
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YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ZALGOFIED TEXT LEGIBILITY TRAP CARD!
[q]"The Keeper calls. I must answer.
The dreamer sleeps , he will not awake.
Zalgo Bequeaths the deathly plagues upon the enemies of his master.
TEN THOUSAND DIRTY PANTIES STRIKE VII, LAUNDRY DAY AT FAT CAMP!"[/q]
...Wtf, HC? Seriously. See a counselor.
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you people are idiots lol whats with the stupid mess hypoalergic cactaur
I'm just here to break things up a little.
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WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!
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